AndySThompson
29Schenectady, United States
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My self-summary
Autobiographies are for people who believe in their importance more than I do. So here are some fun facts.

I can forgive someone for physically assaulting me easier than I can forgive someone for believing in a flat earth.

Blood sucking freaks was the tape that someone fucked up and gave me in my formative years.

I judge people who say that there is meaning behind all their tattoos.

My favorite karaoke song is "I ran" by Flock of Seagulls.

I go to the casino across the street just to people watch.
What I’m doing with my life
I am currently infiltrating bar bathrooms with handheld cassette recorders. My plan is to take my collective recordings and write the great American novel.

I became disenchanted with my lifelong dream of being a professional piercer who owned their own shop. So now I am middle management in corporate America.

Talking to random people in public places, finding out what they believe and prompting them to show me their conviction on the subject.
I’m really good at
Giving honest and direct answers.

Keeping a calm and level head in the most obscene of circumstances.

Singing Disney songs in the car with the windows down at strangers.
The first things people usually notice about me
My enthusiasm, I am almost always excited about something.

I was called out on always smiling, people tend to like this or find it creepy. I enjoy both reactions.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book=Charles Bukoski, American Psycho, Rant, Fight club, snuff, guns germs and steel.

Movies= old boy, the 5th element, microcosmos, gangs of new york, the shining.

TV=Archer, game of thrones, adventure time, mad men, boardwalk empire, Anthony Bourdain no reservations.

Music= Tom Waits, that handsome devil, Andrew Jackson Jihad, bayside, brand new, the Viking, every time I die, he is legend, Warren Zevon, queen, chromeo,screaming jay hawkins, Huey Lewis and the news, hall and Oates, Paul Simon, wu tang and such
Six things I could never do without
Iced coffee
Tequila
Family
Access to Google
Witty banter
A solid hoodie
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stuff, I really enjoy thinking about stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't plan that far ahead.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have never sent a dick pic. The cardinal sin of having both a dick and an online dating account.
You should message me if
I want someone to kick life's ass with.
You enjoy a good awkward silence.
You are intellectually out of my league, there is nothing more attractive than a woman who whips me in trivia.
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