I can forgive someone for physically assaulting me easier than I can forgive someone for believing in a flat earth.
Blood sucking freaks was the tape that someone fucked up and gave me in my formative years.
I judge people who say that there is meaning behind all their tattoos.
My favorite karaoke song is "I ran" by Flock of Seagulls.
I go to the casino across the street just to people watch.
I became disenchanted with my lifelong dream of being a professional piercer who owned their own shop. So now I am middle management in corporate America.
Talking to random people in public places, finding out what they believe and prompting them to show me their conviction on the subject.
Keeping a calm and level head in the most obscene of circumstances.
Singing Disney songs in the car with the windows down at strangers.
I was called out on always smiling, people tend to like this or find it creepy. I enjoy both reactions.
Movies= old boy, the 5th element, microcosmos, gangs of new york, the shining.
TV=Archer, game of thrones, adventure time, mad men, boardwalk empire, Anthony Bourdain no reservations.
Music= Tom Waits, that handsome devil, Andrew Jackson Jihad, bayside, brand new, the Viking, every time I die, he is legend, Warren Zevon, queen, chromeo,screaming jay hawkins, Huey Lewis and the news, hall and Oates, Paul Simon, wu tang and such
Access to Google
A solid hoodie
You enjoy a good awkward silence.
You are intellectually out of my league, there is nothing more attractive than a woman who whips me in trivia.