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My self-summary
I took a promotion at work and moved up to Seattle from California in June 2015. I tend to play a lot of volleyball which has helped me find some friends up here. I'm confident I made the right decision to switch up my Golden State life to Evergreen, but...maybe meeting you will be insurance?

BFF (multiple) and BF (one) positions are open. Now accepting applications.
What I’m doing with my life
Got an MA in Communication and applied for doctoral programs while working my "9 to 5" for a large global retailer, wanted to become a professor, but then denied admission. Plot twist: now working in tech for that same large global retailer. Weird.

Intimate conversations with a few buddies at happy hour to a night of shenanigans with friends, friends' friends', and friends' friends' friends--I'm game.
I’m really good at
- Karaoke-kamikaze-ing
- Best friending
- Boyfriending
- Homophone usage
- Making lists
- Oxford commas
- Consistency.
- Attention to detail
- Irony
The first things people usually notice about me
"You seem so shy..." said no one ever.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
- Corduroy by Dan Freeman

- Weekend
- Lilting
- Inception
- Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day
- The Sapphires
- The Impossible
- The Harry Potter series
- Zombieland
- Sister Act II

- Scandal
- Brothers & Sisters
- How to Get Away with Murder
- How I Met Your Mother
- Side by Side with Susan Blackwell
- Insecure
- The Sherlock Holmes series

My musical tastes range from 90s-2000s R&B and pop, to Broadway musicals, to EDM. And when it comes to food? Free.

I was in college for a very long time. So, free food will always be good food.
Six things I could never do without
- An auxiliary cord
- The smell of fall
- Singing
- Tortilla chips with my burritos
- Hugs
- My pen. I'm overly pedantic about pens.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Timing. Timing is everything. And my timing sucks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having a horrible bout of FOMO.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My hidden talent is getting parking tickets.

Also, I can get your money's worth in free breadsticks...or your money back.
You should message me if
You're down for Netflix, tonight (sans chill).
You're looking for your new best friend.
You need someone to teach you how to buffet.

"If you teach a man to fish, you don't deserve me at my best."
The two of us