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My self-summary
I got a promotion at work and moved up to Seattle from California in June 2015. I tend to play a lot of volleyball which has helped me find a core group of friends up here. I'm fairly confident I made the right decision to switch up my Golden State life to Evergreen. Maybe meeting you will be added insurance?

BFF (multiple) and BF (one) positions are open. Now accepting applications.
What I’m doing with my life
Intimate conversations with a few buddies at happy hour to a night of shenanigans with friends, friends' friends', and friends' friends' friends...I'm game.

I wanted to become a professor after grad school, but my number one university choice denied my admission (awkward). During all those years of schooling, I worked a "9-to-5" at a large global retailer as an administrator and marketer. Now, I'm working in tech for that same large global retailer at the corporate headquarters. It's a different world and extremely challenging, but I like it.
I’m really good at
- Karaoke-kamikaze-ing
- Best friending
- Boyfriending
- Homophone usage
- Making lists
- Oxford commas
- Consistency.
- Attention to detail
- Irony
The first things people usually notice about me
"You seem so shy..." said no one ever.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
- Corduroy by Dan Freeman

- Weekend
- Lilting
- Inception
- Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day
- The Sapphires
- The Impossible
- The Harry Potter series
- Zombieland
- Sister Act II

- Scandal
- Brothers & Sisters
- How to Get Away with Murder
- How I Met Your Mother
- Side by Side with Susan Blackwell
- Insecure
- The Sherlock Holmes series

My musical tastes range from 90s-2000s R&B and pop, to Broadway musicals, to EDM.

Food? Free.

I was in college for a very long time. So, free food will always be good food.
Six things I could never do without
- An auxiliary cord
- The smell of fall
- Singing
- Tortilla chips with my burritos
- Hugs
- Really good reality TV singing auditions
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Timing. Timing is everything. And my timing sucks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having a horrible bout of FOMO.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My hidden talent is getting parking tickets.

Also, I can get your money's worth in free breadsticks...or your money back.
You should message me if
You want to meet the guy who'll change your life.

'Cause I know a friend.

Plot Twist: I'm the friend.
The two of us