Andywear04
30 Renton, United States
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My self-summary
This one time, I accidentally ate an ant 'cause I thought it was a pepper flake on my sandwich. It tasted like a jalapeño. Little unpleasant surprises are what spice up your life.

RIP, ant.
RIP, sandwich.

I took a promotion at work and moved up to Seattle from California last year in June. I tend to play a lot of volleyball which has helped me find some friends up here. Still, I'm actively looking to build more relationships with good people who'll prove to me that I made that right decision to uproot my whole life.

BFF (multiple) and BF (one) positions are open. Now accepting applications.
What I’m doing with my life
Got my MA in Communication then found myself working "9 to 5" in tech. Intimate conversations with a few buddies at happy hour to a wild night with friends' friends' friends--I'm usually up for it. Aside from the city life shenanigans, you can find me playing indoor volleyball, outdoor grass volleyball at Green Lake, and ruining group selfies.
I’m really good at
- Karaoke-kamikaze-ing
- Best friending
- Boyfriending
- Anecdotalism
- Buffets
- Homophone usage
- Making lists
- Oxford commas
- Consistency.
- Attention to detail
- Irony
The first things people usually notice about me
People: "I thought you hated me."
Me: "Bro. I love everyone."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Reading is incredibly sexy and I have so many favorite books--fiction and nonfiction. But, if I had to pick a number one, it'd have to be the children's book Corduroy by Dan Freeman.

When it comes to movies, there're favorites that are faves 'cause you can watch it over and over again, and there are faves 'cause it just made you feel something--watching it once or twice is enough. So, here's me vomiting some one-hit-wonders and repeaters:
- Weekend
- Lilting
- Inception
- Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day
- The Sapphires
- A Guide to Recognizing your Saints
- About Time
- The Harry Potter series
- Zombieland
- The Notebook
- Sister Act II

The only show I watch right now is Scandal, but a past go-to is definitely Brothers & Sisters. My musical tastes range from 90s-2000s R&B and pop, to Broadway musicals, to EDM. And when it comes to food?

Free.

I was in college for a very long time. So, free food will always be good food.
The six things I could never do without
- An auxiliary cord
- The smell of fall
- Karaoke night
- Tortilla chips with my burritos
- Hugs
- My pen. I'm overly pedantic about pens.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Timing. Timing is everything. And my timing sucks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having a horrible bout of FOMO.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My hidden talent is getting parking tickets.

Also, I can get your money's worth in free breadsticks...or your money back.
You should message me if
You're down for Netflix, tonight (sans chill).
You're looking for your new best friend.
You need someone to teach you how to buffet.

"If you teach a man to fish, you don't deserve me at my best."
-Aristotle
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