BFF (multiple) and BF (one) positions are open. Now accepting applications.
Intimate conversations with a few buddies at happy hour to a night of shenanigans with friends, friends' friends', and friends' friends' friends--I'm game.
- Best friending
- Homophone usage
- Making lists
- Oxford commas
- Attention to detail
- Corduroy by Dan Freeman
- Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day
- The Sapphires
- The Impossible
- The Harry Potter series
- Sister Act II
- Brothers & Sisters
- How to Get Away with Murder
- How I Met Your Mother
- Side by Side with Susan Blackwell
- The Sherlock Holmes series
My musical tastes range from 90s-2000s R&B and pop, to Broadway musicals, to EDM. And when it comes to food? Free.
I was in college for a very long time. So, free food will always be good food.
- The smell of fall
- Tortilla chips with my burritos
- My pen. I'm overly pedantic about pens.
Also, I can get your money's worth in free breadsticks...or your money back.
You're looking for your new best friend.
You need someone to teach you how to buffet.
"If you teach a man to fish, you don't deserve me at my best."