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My self-summary
My name is John. I'm a video/board/card gamer, EDM lover, and butt enthusiast.

I live in Northern Kentucky, but I'm going to be in Columbus in June for Origins and Indianapolis in August for Gencon. I also visit Columbus about once a month.

Let's meet up!

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I'm squeamish. I hate the chase, and I'm overly shy on the approach. I'm a nervous wreck on making a good first impression, but I really ease up after that. My organizational skills are based upon my passion for what's being organized. I love hookah. Hello Kitty is awesome. I prefer pens to pencils, but I'll make an exception for lead pencils. I'd like to think I'm romantic. I very much dislike being unprepared. I giggle at the number 69. I've got a quick wit, and seem to always find the better side of things. I like butts more than oxygen. I have terrible eyesight, and I wear contacts. Penguins are my favorite animals, quickly followed by cats. My text and message tones are usually video game sounds. If I'm not listening to music, it's because the place I'm streaming from thinks I'm no longer there. I have trouble letting go. I also have trouble picking up, throwing down, and throwing up. EnFP. My hand writing looks like that of a chicken with epilepsy at a laser light show. I receive way more inspiration and deliciousness than one should from a fortune cookie. I'm colorblind. I'm a natural at math. My memory is very spotty. I love the taste of envelope glue. I can't whistle or curl my tongue.

My other social media. If you're going to stalk me, at least say hello.
What I’m doing with my life
Same thing we do every day Pinky.
I’m really good at
I'm a people pleaser. Unfortunately right now, mainly me.

But in all seriousness, I go well out of my way to make others happy, in hopes they will return the favor when I need it most. I'm always smiling, and trying to make the best of out the worst.

I'm also a master at logical/strategy games. In middle school, I was a huge chess player, and now I'm into strategy boardgames. (Euro games if you're familiar with the term.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I'm not much of a reader. I wish I had the attention span and memory, because books are wonderful, but it always seems once I either set the book down or get about 30-40 pages in I forget everything that has happened. I have read Fahrenheit 451, and a few graphic novels.

Movies: Comedy. NEVER horror. I'm seeing Kubrick films and really digging them as of late.

Shows: Comedy, cartoons. It's Always Sunny, South Park, Workaholics, Archer; similar things. I don't watch much t.v. on my own, but I do enjoy it.

Music: I mainly listen to EDM, but I still remember my roots (Modest Mouse, OkGo, Muse, SOAD, QotSA, and other various metal/rock) and appreciate *most* music. I mainly dabble in Electro, Complextro, Moombahton, Trap, Deep House, Tech House, Progressive and Minimal. If we connect on music, we will be good friends. Mord Fustang, Dillon Francis, Felix Cartal, Lazy Rich, OVERWERK, Delta Heavy, Laidback Luke, Knife Party, Deadmau5, San Holo, Autograf, Flume, Tinlicker, Vaski, Tim Gunter, Mark Johns, Tchami, etc.

Artists I've seen live (mostly in order): Joe Garston, Mt. Eden, Alvin Risk, Kaskade, Le Castlevania, Arty, Madeon, Bingo Players, Eric Prydz, Flosstradamaus, Dillon Francis, Mord Fustang, Feed Me, Alvaro, Quintino, Tommy Trash, Tiesto, RL Grime, Baauer, Alex Metric, Oliver, Zedd, Candyland, Seven Lions, Krewella, What So Not, Dillion Francis(again), Skrillex.

Food: Yes. Sushi, chicken, bacon, chocolate, sugar, coffee, cheesecake.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Game design. It's a personal goal/dream to develop a board/card/video game that people I've never met will enjoy. I don't want to necessarily be famous for it, but it would be a great feeling to know that I've connected in a good way with complete strangers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting drunk and playing DOTA2. #botabox
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll answer most every question with a direct and honest answer, so ask what you want to know.
And my penis's name is Cake.
You should message me if
If you are the type to message first, you're probably my type. And you'll entirely make my day. Like, seriously, I'll be so incredibly ecstatic to receive your message.

If you wanna talk about Pandemic Legacy, board games, e-sports or any other nerdy past times.

If you listen to electronic music and want to share tracks and tastes.

If you have an interest in having a conversation over anything at all!