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My self-summary
My name is John.

Passionate board gamer, butt enthusiast, aspiring cat dad, wannabe comedian, memelord, position 5 support, diehard EDM listener

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My other social media. If you're going to stalk me, at least say hello.

See a pattern?

If you give someone a like, and they liked you too, then it sends you each a message that shows you liked each other. Stop posting on your profile that you can't see who likes you; you can if you try hard and believe in yourself.
What I’m doing with my life
Same thing we do every day Pinky.
I’m really good at
I'm good at games. In middle school, I was a huge chess player, and now I'm into boardgames. I own almost 300
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I'm not much of a reader. I wish I had the attention span and memory, because books are wonderful, but it always seems once I either set the book down or get about 30-40 pages in I forget everything that has happened. I have read Fahrenheit 451, and a few graphic novels.

Movies: Comedy. NEVER horror. I'm seeing Kubrick films and really digging them as of late.

Shows: Comedy, cartoons. It's Always Sunny, South Park, Workaholics, Archer, Futurama, Eric Andre; similar things. I don't watch much t.v. on my own, but I do enjoy it.

Music: I mainly listen to EDM, but I still remember my roots (Modest Mouse, OkGo, Muse, SOAD, QotSA, and other various metal/rock) and appreciate *most* music. I mainly dabble in Electro, Trap, Deep House, Future House, Progressive and Minimal. If we connect on music, we will be good friends. Mord Fustang, Dillon Francis, Felix Cartal, Lazy Rich, OVERWERK, Delta Heavy, Laidback Luke, Knife Party, Deadmau5, San Holo, Flume, Tinlicker, Vaski, Mark Johns, Tchami, Nujabes, etc.

Artists I've seen live (mostly in order): Joe Garston, Mt. Eden, Alvin Risk, Kaskade, Le Castlevania, Arty, Madeon, Bingo Players, Eric Prydz, Flosstradamaus, Dillon Francis, Mord Fustang, Feed Me, Alvaro, Quintino, Tommy Trash, Tiesto, RL Grime, Baauer, Alex Metric, Oliver, Zedd, Candyland, Seven Lions, Krewella, What So Not, Dillion Francis(again), Skrillex.

Food: Yes. Sushi, chicken, bacon, chocolate, sugar, coffee, cheesecake, mozzarella sticks.
Six things I could never do without
Mozzarella stick
Mozzarella stick
Mozzarella stick
Mozzarella stick
Mozzarella stick
Marinara sauce
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How many hours of my life have I spent reading people's profiles?
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting drunk and playing DOTA2. #botabox
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll answer most every question with a direct and honest answer, so ask what you want to know.
And my penis's name is Cake.
You should message me if
If you are the type to message first, you're probably my type.

Also, if you're interested in actually meeting. I'd rather meet quickly and have dinner or coffee so we can see if we'd click rather than message through text for weeks on end.

You wanna cuddle.

You can't find Lucy.

The two of us