^I didn't write that. Apparently this is a prime example of people's impressions of me. I'll take what I can get.
Disclaimer: If you're looking for some glorious mega-babe with DD's who's just naturally sexy; I'm not it. If you enjoy awkward, silly little (hopefully adorable) nerdy girls with wavy ruby locks and big smiles, please proceed.
Also, if you feel inclined to say anything regarding my lips in relation to your penis, lemme stop you right there. Congrats on not being a eunuch.