I've got a pretty broad sense of humor spanning a huge variety of topics. If I read or hear a joke I don't understand, I will go look up why it was funny so I can laugh at similar jokes/topics in the future. This has worked surprisingly well!
I'm having an affair with the color orange. No seriously. Most people "like" a color, or have a "favorite". I am so far beyond that. I see some piece of garbage thing in a store, it doesn't matter what it is or if I need/can use it, or even if I WANT the damn thing, but if it's orange I get all 5-year-old grabbyhands for it. Mineminemine.
The 80's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon is, despite it's poor quality control, one of the best shows ever made. Though I am slightly ashamed to admit I might like the new Nickelodeon show more.
I like pets! I have a ball python, a leopard gecko, a black cat, and a Shiba Inu (which is a dog). I'm allergic to the dog and cat, so I spend a lot of time with itchy eyes.
Waiting for my superpowers to develop after being bitten by a variety of wild birds.
Going to San Diego Comic Con every year and having a blast.
I'm actually pretty sedentary when left to my own devices, but I do enjoy regular shenanigans and adventures.
Making people laugh. Buying toys. Making up elaborate back-stories for mundane events.
Dressing up like a pirate for pirate-related events and activities. Dressing up like a pirate for non-pirate-rated events and activities. Dressing up like a pirate to just sit around the house and watch tv.
Brave New World
A Song of Fire and Ice
Howl's Moving Castle
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The Fifth Element
Guardians of the Galaxy
While You Were Sleeping
IDW's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series
I'm still a sucker for anything with Gambit and Rogue
Rick and Morty
The Mighty Boosh
RuPaul's Drag Race
Nickelodeon's new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
My Brother, My Brother, and Me
Wouldn't say 'favorite', but if I'm channel surfing and any of the Law and Orders is on, I can't change the channel. God help me if it's a marathon (which it always seems to be).
The Adventure Zone podcast
SovietWomble's Youtube channel
World of Warcraft
Dragon Age series
Final Fantasy VII
Music: Pretty much everything, with a special preference for:
80's and 90's pop/rock
Movie, tv, and video game scores/soundtracks
Folksy rock (Mumford and Sons, OneRepublic)
'Geeky' music (Chameleon Circuit, Jonathan Coulton, OC Remixes
Food: Comfort food! (and Vinegar!)
Buffalo chicken anything (wings, dip, fingers, subs)
2.) My 7 pairs of Forever Lazy onesie pajamas
5.) A good laugh occasionally (the kind where you laugh until you cry and your stomach/sides hurt from it)
6.) White blood cells
Where I'd go first if I was suddenly presented with the opportunity to travel through space and time (preferably in a TARDIS).
Why aren't beavers called woodchucks, given that they actually chuck wood?
Relaxing and watching Netflix or playing video games.
Surfing the internets.
Dinner and/or a movie with friends.
Board game night. (Alcohol + Cards Against Humanity is the best)
Low-key party/get together at a friend's house.
Arts and Farts and Crafts Night.
3rd grader: 1, Lunch aid: 0, Pants: -1
It drives me nuts if the plates/bowls in the cupboard are not stacked according to size/shape.
You like a girl who can and will pay for her own dinner or coffee.
You are not looking for just a fuck-buddy.
Tuesday is coming and you didn't bring your coat.
The ending of Spider-Man 2 (with Tobey Maguire) pissed you off because you can't drown a mini-sun and that violation of the in-universe previously establish physics completely destroyed your suspension of disbelief.