33 Rochester, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
Please note: I just recently wiped out all my answers and am going back through the questions to update them. I'm pretty sure some of them were answered when I first joined this site when I was still in college, haha.

I'm the type of person who will stop to smell flowering trees, go to the beach and dig a hole in the sand for an hour, chase flocks of birds, or walk in a zigzag to step on as many crunchy leaves as possible.

I've got a pretty broad sense of humor spanning a huge variety of topics. If I read or hear a joke I don't understand, I will go look up why it was funny so I can laugh at similar jokes/topics in the future. This has worked surprisingly well!

I'm having an affair with the color orange. No seriously. Most people "like" a color, or have a "favorite". I am so far beyond that. I see some piece of garbage thing in a store, it doesn't matter what it is or if I need/can use it, or even if I WANT the damn thing, but if it's orange I get all 5-year-old grabbyhands for it. Mineminemine.

The 80's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon is, despite it's poor quality control, one of the best shows ever made. Though I am slightly ashamed to admit I might like the new Nickelodeon show more.

I like pets! I have a ball python, a leopard gecko, a black cat, and a Shiba Inu (which is a dog). I'm allergic to the dog and cat, so I spend a lot of time with itchy eyes.
What I’m doing with my life
Working in IT support.

Waiting for my superpowers to develop after being bitten by a variety of wild birds.

Going to San Diego Comic Con every year and having a blast.

I'm actually pretty sedentary when left to my own devices, but I do enjoy regular shenanigans and adventures.
I’m really good at
Enjoying the little things.

Making people laugh. Buying toys. Making up elaborate back-stories for mundane events.

Going on adventures!

Dressing up like a pirate for pirate-related events and activities. Dressing up like a pirate for non-pirate-rated events and activities. Dressing up like a pirate to just sit around the house and watch tv.

Using imagination.

The first things people usually notice about me
I really like the color orange.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Brave New World
Jurassic Park
A Song of Fire and Ice
Howl's Moving Castle

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The Fifth Element
Guardians of the Galaxy
While You Were Sleeping
Jurassic Park
Spirited Away

Doctor Who
Robot Chicken
The Mighty Boosh
Top Gear
Once Upon a Time
RuPaul's Drag Race
Nickelodeon's new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Music: Pretty much everything, with a special preference for:
80's and 90's pop/rock
Movie, tv, and video game scores/soundtracks
Folksy rock (Mumford and Sons, OneRepublic)
'Geeky' music (Chameleon Circuit, Jonathan Coulton, OC Remixes)

Food: Comfort food! (and Vinegar!)
Buffalo chicken anything (wings, dip, fingers, subs)
Deviled eggs
Shepherd's Pie
Pad Thai
Panaang curry

The six things I could never do without
1.) My stuff (I'm like a magpie)
2.) My 7 pairs of Forever Lazy onesie pajamas
3.) Naps
4.) Vinegar
5.) A good laugh occasionally (the kind where you laugh until you cry and your stomach/sides hurt from it)
6.) White blood cells
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future, traveling the world, dark matter, elaborate post-apocalyptic scenarios, what my other selves are doing if there are multiple layers of alternate universes, what it would be like to be a boy for a day. Planning my defense in case of a zombie uprising.

Where I'd go first if I was suddenly presented with the opportunity to travel through space and time (preferably in a TARDIS).

Why aren't beavers called woodchucks, given that they actually chuck wood?
On a typical Friday night I am
Relaxing and watching Netflix or playing video games.
Surfing the internets.

Dinner and/or a movie with friends.
Board game night. (Alcohol + Cards Against Humanity is the best)
Low-key party/get together at a friend's house.
Arts and Farts and Crafts Night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One time in elementary school (around 3rd grade) I had to go to the bathroom really bad. It was during recess and the lunch aid wouldn't let me go inside, so I sat down and purposely peed my pants just to spite her.
3rd grader: 1, Lunch aid: 0, Pants: -1

It drives me nuts if the plates/bowls in the cupboard are not stacked according to size/shape.
You should message me if
You like dinosaurs. You want to drink Bailey's from a shoe and do some watercolor painting. Your Horde group needs a (filthy casual) hunter for their BRF group.

You like a girl who can and will pay for her own dinner or coffee.

You don't have things like "I like casual sex" in your profile, or are looking for just a fuck-buddy.

Tuesday is coming and you didn't bring your coat.

You are looking for or offering a hand to hold while having grand adventures.