I'm the type of person who will stop to smell flowering trees, go to the beach and dig a hole in the sand for an hour, chase flocks of birds, or walk in a zigzag to step on as many crunchy leaves as possible.
I've got a pretty broad sense of humor spanning a huge variety of topics. If I read or hear a joke I don't understand, I will go look up why it was funny so I can laugh at similar jokes/topics in the future. This has worked surprisingly well!
I'm having an affair with the color orange. No seriously. Most people "like" a color, or have a "favorite". I am so far beyond that. I see some piece of garbage thing in a store, it doesn't matter what it is or if I need/can use it, or even if I WANT the damn thing, but if it's orange I get all 5-year-old grabbyhands for it. Mineminemine.
The 80's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon is, despite it's poor quality control, one of the best shows ever made. Though I am slightly ashamed to admit I might like the new Nickelodeon show more.
I like pets! I have a ball python, a leopard gecko, a black cat, and a Shiba Inu (which is a dog). I'm allergic to the dog and cat, so I spend a lot of time with itchy eyes.
Waiting for my superpowers to develop after being bitten by a variety of wild birds.
Going to San Diego Comic Con every year and having a blast.
I'm actually pretty sedentary when left to my own devices, but I do enjoy regular shenanigans and adventures.
Making people laugh. Buying toys. Making up elaborate back-stories for mundane events.
Going on adventures!
Dressing up like a pirate for pirate-related events and activities. Dressing up like a pirate for non-pirate-rated events and activities. Dressing up like a pirate to just sit around the house and watch tv.
Brave New World
A Song of Fire and Ice
Howl's Moving Castle
Music: Pretty much everything, with a special preference for:
80's and 90's pop/rock
Movie, tv, and video game scores/soundtracks
Folksy rock (Mumford and Sons, OneRepublic)
'Geeky' music (Chameleon Circuit, Jonathan Coulton, OC Remixes)
Food: Comfort food! (and Vinegar!)
Buffalo chicken anything (wings, dip, fingers, subs)
2.) My 7 pairs of Forever Lazy onesie pajamas
5.) A good laugh occasionally (the kind where you laugh until you cry and your stomach/sides hurt from it)
6.) White blood cells
Where I'd go first if I was suddenly presented with the opportunity to travel through space and time (preferably in a TARDIS).
Why aren't beavers called woodchucks, given that they actually chuck wood?
Relaxing and watching Netflix or playing video games.
Surfing the internets.
Dinner and/or a movie with friends.
Board game night. (Alcohol + Cards Against Humanity is the best)
Low-key party/get together at a friend's house.
Arts and Farts and Crafts Night.
3rd grader: 1, Lunch aid: 0, Pants: -1
It drives me nuts if the plates/bowls in the cupboard are not stacked according to size/shape.
You like a girl who can and will pay for her own dinner or coffee.
You don't have things like "I like casual sex" in your profile, or are looking for just a fuck-buddy.
Tuesday is coming and you didn't bring your coat.
The ending of Spider-Man 2 (with Tobey Maguire) pissed you off because you can't drown a mini-sun and that violation of the in-universe previously establish physics completely destroyed your suspension of disbelief.