24 Hanover, Canada
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What I’m doing with my life
OkCupid is trying to make me feel bad about myself, it seems.
I’m really good at
Performing trivial, repetitive tasks for long periods of time.
Keeping people entertained regardless of whether they want to be.
The first things people usually notice about me
My majestic, flowing neckbeard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm quite a big (hurr) music buff, particularly for older music. From standard fare like Chuck Berry and Bob Dylan to criminally underrated or obscure artists like Tiny Tim and NRBQ, I enjoy listening to and learning about just about anything recorded between the 1950s and 1980s.

I'm more of a non-fiction type when it comes to books -- Record books, fact books, biographies, bathroom readers, and the like.

As far as TV and movies go, I don't watch a whole lot of either. That being said, The Golden Girls is the shit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things out of my control.
What's for dinner.
What Ganon's up to.
On a typical Friday night I am
Complaining on the internet about how I never get invited out by friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a Pokemon Master.
You should message me if
You're really desperate.