53Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Yes, I'm single. And you're going to have to be amazing to change that.

All Or Nothing:
I Will Not Be Any Man's
Spare-Time Or
Don't Waste My Time.
What I’m doing with my life
My Life These Days is Very Simple... Eat, Sleep, Change Facebook Status... Never Better.... ;)

I don’t know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.
I’m really good at
Call me an artist, I am really good at drawing attention...
The first things people usually notice about me
My sense of humor…. Who am I kidding? The answer is...
I’m HOT and SEXY with a great sense of humor ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Yes, I have favorite books, movies, food, etc. but are you really going to read the entire list of my favorites? I think not, you are going to go straight to my photos....
Six things I could never do without
Family (Without them I'm not complete)
Friends (I have the best friends ever)
Food (Yes, I love to eat)
Cell phone (It keeps me connected)
Sex (Why are you surprised? We women like it just as much as you do, some of us just don't like to admit it)
I used to love summer, but then I realized that summer can be anytime you want, if you have money… Now, I love money.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Adam and Eve had an ideal relationship. He didn't have to hear about all the men Eve could have married, and she didn't have to hear about how well Adam’s mother cooked.
On a typical Friday night I am
It's the beginning of the drinking! (thirsty Friday, effed up Saturday, sh!tfaced Sunday, sure why not it's Monday,) maybe Tuesday, try not Wednesday and WTF I already drank all week Thursday. Repeat.
Just kidding... or may be not ;)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

I still believe in fairy tales...
You should message me if
You think you can handle me...

P.S. You better look like your profile picture or you are buying me drinks till you do.
The two of us