31 Lake Worth, United States
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My self-summary
I am a carbon based mammalian life form living on the planet Earth.

I'm terrified of water and escalators.

I no longer know who I am and I feel like the ghost of a total stranger.

I disagree with the concept of summarizing myself, but I'll state some facts here in case you're into that kind of thing.

My dog is more important than you. Sorry, that's not going to change. Seriously, when I say I have to go take care of my dog, I'm not blowing you off. She's a high drive dog and will eat my house if she's not cared for.

I love the outdoors but I burn very easily, so I'm a bit nocturnal when it comes to spending time outside. I play guitar, I prefer candles to light bulbs, and I read and write a lot.

People seem to think I'm a pessimist- I'm not. I'm realistic. Expressing the possibility of a negative scenario is just mental masturbation. I'm usually in a good mood, and I'm generally happy. Believe it, or not.
What I’m doing with my life
Wasting it. This is subject to change.
I have an autoimmune disease and I'm NO FUN about half the time. This is subject to change too, sometimes I feel awesome for a while. Don't give me shit about it, because I can't change it.
I’m really good at
Evading questions.

Remembering details.
The first things people usually notice about me
I consistently smell heavily of tobacco, and am often covered in cat hair.

I seem nervous or shy, or both. I'm genuinely neither.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite book changes a lot. Right now it's The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle by Haruki Murakami. I like a lot of Philip K. Dick too, and I have a love/hate relationship with Bret Easton Ellis. I read more short stories than novels these days, especially horror shorts and Southern gothic stories, but I hate William Faulkner.

Strange Circus is my favorite movie. You should watch it. Marebito is a close second.

I'm vegan and I don't want to talk about it.

Music: everything. I can't think of one genre I dislike. Folk, punk, and 90's rock are my favorites though. My favorite artists are Elliott Smith and Nina Simone.
The six things I could never do without
my dog
cigarettes (I quit and start again all the time, hnnng)
my glasses
baclofen (pisses me off almost as much as cigarettes)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What would have happened if Franz Kafka's last will and testament had been honored. My intake of vitamin B in relationship to the specific gravity of my urine. How long it's been since my last cigarette. The likelihood that J.D. Salinger and Thomas Pynchon were the same person. Whether or not my dreams are as long as they seem or only last a few minutes. What Hunter Thompson would have to say about the news today. How juvenile and arrogant an idea a capitalist economy is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hunting with Dick Cheney and Sarah Palin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I enjoy graphically discussing my bowel movements.

Sometimes I blog about you people:
You should message me if
You aren't boring.