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My self-summary
Me is a funny person who talk smart.
What I’m doing with my life
Nothing. Working and sleeping and being miserable but at least there's candy and dick around.
I’m really good at
Walking away.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall and loud and I will interrupt you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books that impacted me the most? The Giver, Mary Shelly's Frankenstein, Jekyll & Hyde, Lewis Thomas' The Lives of the Cell

Movies? Love them. Fave filmmakers are Wes Anderson, Charlie Kaufman, PT Anderson, Coen Brothers.

Music that I dig is all over the map. Some highlights include Bright Eyes, The Mountain Goats, The Killers, Devotchka... and classic rock. Thanks, mom.

TV? Oh, god. So much. Let's just stick to currently airing... Always Sunny, Shameless, The Leftovers, Better Call Saul, Rick & Morty, Broad City...

And as far as food goes, my interests are spicy and intense. I am addicted to wasabi peas. I absolutely do not eat seafood of any kind. Land animals only.
Six things I could never do without
Food. Water. Shelter. Dicks. Balls. Jizz.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex. Photography. Art. Philosophy. Cute guys who smell good.
On a typical Friday night I am
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm willing to admit way more about myself than most people. I fucking hate small talk. Tell me what moves you or makes your blood boil, because I won't be friends with people who can't do deep conversation on the reg.
You should message me if
- you're offering to buy dinner
- you want head and aren't gross
- you need a photographer
- you don't have to google Charlie Kaufman
The two of us