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My self-summary
NERRRRRD. What, more elaborate? Fine. I never really understood the school paradigm, and spent too much time playing Internet chess until 4am instead of really working. Aaand, well, in the real world, it's funny how much really striving matters. I took a few years of face plants to internalize that lesson. Now, I've got a good job, a monogamish relationship with a good woman, and a lot of good friends. I guess I'm here on OKC to find new and entertaining perspectives and bars. Definitely new bars.
What I’m doing with my life
I am saving up for Skull Island (the artificial supervillian base I'm planning for the middle of Lake Michigan. Got any good take-over-the-world schemes?)

Really? I'unno. Stuff? I'm really enjoying it though.
I’m really good at
Games, math, logic, missing social subtleties, causing trouble, sleeping, procrastinating, spouting off facts that I can't possibly know but are inevitably true, sleeping, quoting Star Wars, reading incredibly fast, and figuring things out by reading signs and guides. Oh, and modesty. I am the BEST at modesty.

I also think I'm funny. Agree to disagree?
The first things people usually notice about me
Is my long hair. I try to keep it in a neat ponytail but until I have time to brush it in the morning it flies loose. I love to have it brushed, played with, even braided. That's probably the best way to pamper me.

I got called "ma'am" a lot when I was working retail. :(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything by Heinlein, Asimov or Phillip K Dick. Terry Pratchett, Stephen King (yes, I'm ashamed), Gaiman, Gibson, Stephenson, and I'm dying for Wheel of Time to finally be wrapped up.

LOTR, the good Star Wars, I love Pixar, anything funny but not featuring a horribly awkward yet clueless male lead.

TV? Do you mean Netflix streaming? I watched the hell out of House, BSG, Sherlock, Archer, HIMYM, and Scrubs. Otherwise I use my TV to show me Bears games.

Mmyep, I like some food. Bacon is the best spice.
Six things I could never do without
-My dog
-Being able to read
-Breaking rules for my own amusement
-Most importantly, my primary relationship
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Books, games, what I want to set on fire, math problems. I enjoy thinking of really bad jokes to tell people.
On a typical Friday night I am
Same thing I do every other night; trying to take over the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm still using a variant of my 16 year old self's username.
You should message me if
You accept that I'm in an open relationship.
You like board games, puzzles, and puns.
You're looking for entertainment and conversation, not marriage or forever.
You have something you want set on fire, discreetly.
The two of us