Manic pixie dream beast in search of good conversation and satisfying sex.
Jewish Satanist drag king with a passion for cooking looking to connect with weirdos to create ephemeral art, comedy, and experiences with.
People find me intimidating, which is strange to me because I'm made of marshmallow fluff and abandonment issues, and am honestly just trying to be as nice as possible to everyone. But I also dye my hair all the colors and am contrarian as a matter of course, so I see where people infer fearlessness from me.
I'm very direct and will not hesitate to ask for what I need. Potential partners must have strong boundaries and be able to say "no" without being a dick about it.
I identify as genderqueer, which to me means that I relate to the world in both masculine and feminine ways (i.e. both butch and femme); and that I don't have a particular attachment to man or woman as a part of who I am.
Hablo muy poquito espanol, pero yo quiero aprender mas. Quieres ayudarme?
Меня зовут Анастасия. Я только что подключила русскую раскладку на компе, но еще не научилась ею пользоваться. Привет!
I am bohemian, adorkable, and hippie-go-lucky.
Meanwhile, I've been running a queer cabaret with some other gender nonconforming weirdos. We're technically retired, since I'm trying to focus on school, but we still guest-perform somewhere almost every month. Whoops.
For the past decade, I've been working part-time as a Dominatrix at a dungeon here in LA; this is the same place that Pangæa, the cabaret, takes place at.
On the subject of scandal, I am a sex educator who specializes in non-monogamy as a topic. I also lecture on kink and basic sex ed. My classes emphasize communication and I try to work in as much nerurochemistry as I can throw at people without their eyes glazing over.
Ask me about polyamory or kink! But like, buy me dinner first.
Finding ways to add garlic to everything.
Parallel parking. If we're ever out together and you need me to park your car, just ask. I like showing off.
Driving stickshift. I am so bored by my automatic transmission, but I can't afford to change it to manual. Next car, though, for sure.
Over-thinking things and expressing my thoughts and feelings in about twice as many words as everyone else, not because I have that much to say or because I'm terrible at self-editing but because I am f*cking verbose dammit and if teal deer bother you move along.
If they find me at my home, they'll notice I'm not wearing clothes. I rarely do.
If they're unlucky enough to share a class with me, they'll notice I'm sitting in the front row, arguing with the professor about something.
I've been told I'm "intense," but I'm sure you've inferred that by now. I either make minimal eye contact or too much of it.
I love books, and I spend all my free time and money on them. I have a bit of a fetish for the nice, leather-bound ones. I also listen to a preposterous amount of podcasts. Also, I can't fit it into any of the categories below, but honorable mention to the Crash Course series.
Authors: Chuck Palahniuk, Oscar Wilde, Tom Robbins, Richard Feynman, Terry Pratchett, Carl Sagan.
Books: World War Z, Stranger in a Strange Land, The Princess Bride, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Little Prince.
Comic authors: Neil Gaiman, Mike Mignola, Warren Ellis.
Comics: Y: The Last Man, The Goon, Scott Pilgrim.
Webcomics: xkcd, Girl Genius, Dresden Codak.
Cartoons: Animaniacs, Venture Bros, Gargoyles, Adventure Time.
Movies: Fury Road, Reefer Madness: The Musical, Kamikaze Girls.
Shows: Hannibal, Parks and Recreation, The IT Crowd, Star Trek, Dr. Who.
Music: Mother Mother, Die Antwoord, Gogol Bordello, Flobots, Royal Crown Revue, Johnathan Coulton, Tom Lehrer.
Podcasts: Radiolab, This American Life, Tales of the Extraordinary. BTW, if you check that last one out [it's old time style radio drama] and you like it, drop my friend jofesh a line, because in addition to being the cat's meow, he is one of the creators of the show.
Food: Sashimi, avocado, garlic. I make an amazing basil-garlic sauce that'll kick your teeth in.
Dessert: Chocolate mousse, kiwi, blackberry.
Drink: Tea, Merlot, fruit juice.
Карлсон, который живет на крыше.
How we need to infiltrate popular media more effectively so as to use the mass media machine to pump out anti-sexist, anti-racist, anti-classist, anti-ableist, body-positive, sex-positive, queer-positive propaganda. I long to see a sex symbol in a wheelchair.
Why anyone would ever respond to the awkward-ass emails I send out. They're the most derp-tastic things ever, like the textual equivalent of pulling someone's hair and then running off. They are not smooth. I turn into a little internet Milton, kicking the ground while I lisp about how you remind me of my red stapler. And yet occasionally I get a response; I'm as baffled by this as anyone.
I preach body positivity but suffer from self-loathing related to my weight. This makes me feel like a hippo-crite.
The Zombie Apocalypse is something that I both believe in and am prepared for. But wait, now I'm justified with SCIENCE!! Anyway, hit me up and we'll discuss our contingency plans.
Like many of my generation, I was sexually awakened by Jeff Goldblum. This has... affected my tastes.
Looking shit up is not a mysterious ritual to you. I'm not here to be interrogated, so any questions to which answers are available elsewhere will be responded to with "Let me Google that for you."
You wanna be in my drag show! You wanna help me with my site! You want me to be in your project! Let's collaborate on something awesome. :D
You want to teach me something or have me teach you something. I'm not too particular, we can figure it out. Currently looking to learn juggling, drums, and guitar, and improve my poi, staff, silk-ribbon climb, and pole dancing.
If you speak Russian. I don't know any Russians and the only people I can talk to are my family. My grasp of the language is going to shit. Please God someone talk to me in Russian. Also looking for people to practice Spanish and Sign Language with.