1. Doesn't think all guys are desperate and creepy.
2. Doesn't expect me to speak/type English like an Oxford graduate. Smetyms I txt lyk dis.
3. Doesn't think too much of herself as if she is Gods No. 1 angel.
4. Doesn't speak unoriginal irritating boring philosophical nonsense like 'Life is an adventure and I'm the adventurer' and such bullshit.
Or if you're a guy who -
1. Is cool. Strictly no gay shit.