36 Lexington, United States
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My self-summary
Human being. I am very outspoken yet possess a dry wit that seems to be popular with the masses.
I like to debate the merits of any given topic that may arise. Underneath the initially brusque facade, lies a very passionate and compassionate human being. I enjoy laughing, getting out of town and spontaneity whenever I have time for it. Reasonable discourse is always fun. I also despise having sinus infections. I treasure my friends and those closest to me. I can be a tough nut to crack. I love to write, hike, and have been trying to motivate myself to get in a little better shape. I'd love to meet someone who can give me a swift kick in the ass and isn't afraid to have an opinion.
What I’m doing with my life
Bartending full time at a finer establishment here in Lexington. Trying to build a better mousetrap every chance I get.
I’m really good at
Remembering all matter of minutiae. Making cocktails. Inducing the laughter of others. Writing. The "Have A Drink On Me" drinking game, Crossword Puzzles. Making people uneasy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm usually trying to not be noticed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Literature: Sinclair Lewis, Kurt Vonnegut, Joseph Heller, Kafka,Hunter S. Thompson, Raymond Carver, "A Confederacy of Dunces", "A Separate Peace", "All The President's Men", "The Stranger", "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest", "Dubliners", "Kitchen Confidential", "One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish", "Still Life with Woodpecker",

Movies: Coen Brothers, "The Corndog Man", "Happiness", David Lynch, "The Last Detail", Kubrick, "World's Greatest Dad", Anything subversive, dark, and/or inappropriate.

Tunes: Ween, Frank Zappa, Faith No More, Tom Waits, Iron Maiden, David Bowie, Talking Heads, Stones, Pixies, Classic Soul/R&B, R.E.M., Primus, T. Rex and many many others.

Consumables: Veal Scallopini, Cranberries, Peanut Butter, Marble Rye.
The six things I could never do without
Books, IPod, Green Tea, Bananas, Pants, Drillbits.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the next miracle product. Various ways to describe things. American History.
On a typical Friday night I am
Pouring Drinks and Exchanging witty barbs with an impressively awesome clientele.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I prefer Tab to Diet Rite.
You should message me if
Don't worry. You won't.