Making people look like models.
Guessing where you're from.
Being a girl.
-Dr Seuss Oh The Places You'll Go
I have eclectic tastes in movies, music and food. I like to consider myself a collector and connoisseur of great interests.
Thai Food, Blue Moon, Coldplay EPs, Banjo Folk, Indie Brit Pop, Lost, New Girl, Dr. Seuss, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, Pixar, Demetri Martin, Kathe Kollwitz
Globalization, Educating Thyself, World Travel, Vocal Performance, Discovering New Music, Art, Cosmetology and surprisingly....Biblical Theology.....lol
Humor Compatibility Test:
Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense.
Check One __I Lol'd __I smiled __I don't get it __I'm still LOL'ing
*You cannot form a coherent sentence.
*You had to look up the meaning of "coherent".
*Are on active duty or just got back.
*You are looking for a groupie to your amazing band.
*The only places you've ever wanted to travel were Myrtle Beach, Destin, or Cancun.
*You can't tell the difference between a Latino or an Arab.
*You think camouflage is an acceptable fashion statement.
*Your biological man clock is ticking.
*Your mirror gives you a hard on.
IMPRESSIVE vs ANNOYING
You can provide for yourself. / You think a good pickup line is "I own a house."
You are accomplished. / You think that means you're interesting.
We have things in common. / You try to convince me we have everything in common.
You're good looking. / You think I'll respond to your lame message because you're good looking.
You paid attention to my profile. / You stalked me on facebook.
You take what I say seriously. / ........you take everything I say seriously.