26 Manchester, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Nice laid back girl, enjoys 80's music, maltesers and seafood

My dear friend tells me I remind him of Amy off Big Bang, I'm not to sure if that's a compliment, but I'll take that.
What I’m doing with my life
I like spinning on my chair.
I’m really good at
Making a fool of myself.
Telling stories to childeren.
Burning toast.
Accidentally starting fires.
The first things people usually notice about me
I get told by a lot of people (out there in real world) that I meet, that I don't sound mancunian.

I constantly plait my hair when I'm nervous
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like Peter Rabbit.
I like Death Becomes Her (Goldie Horne is fabulous)
I like Meatloaf
I LOVE food, I eat like a pig.
The six things I could never do without
*Friends/family - for fighting with.
*Phone - for being sociable whilst looking completely unsociable all at the same time.
*Handbag - inside is a wormhole that takes you to an aladins cave of completely useless objects, that are essential to my every day life.
*TV remote - my dad used to tell me to stop being so lazy, go upto the tv and change it yourself, but these days you actually can't, becuase there are no god dam buttons!
*Malteasers - thoroughly addicted to these things, I've tried to go cold turkey a few times but I cannot help myself!
*Hair Bobble - as much as I try and kid myself that I can keep my hair as it is in the picture, when to be quite frank it does my nut in, within an hour my giant carpet of hair is scraped twisted and knotted at the back of my head - out.of.the.way
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why isnt my train here
Did i leave my hair straighteners on
Will i be safe if i run past that puddle whilst there are no cars about?
When someone puts FYI on an email, no matter how personally I know the sender, I will automatically assume they're american and being arsey with me
The TV's broken again.
How I manage to get trapped in the turn stiles every day on the way to work.
I should be working right now, dammit internet!
On a typical Friday night I am
At home having a glass of wine with the girls, generally being very silly.

Or downloading things legitimately
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I go to the loo on a nightout, I don't take a friend with me....
You should message me if
You're honest, down to earth, and have a wicked laugh, I cackle like I a witch you see.

You don't take yourself too seriously (seriously, I can't be dealing with people who can't take a joke, its not funny if you have to explain to someone the inns and outs of a dirty dum tish)