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My self-summary
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO MESSAGE ME FIRST. I know how much traffic all you girls get, and a lot of you have full inboxes. I on the other hand get roughly 10 profile views a week. So let's forget gender roles and you message me. Just say hi :)

Charles, Chuck, Charlie.
Seattlite born and raised. I like meeting new people and having new experiences. I'm best with people who are curious about the world and take life as opportunity for growth and adventure.

Shoot me a message if you just wanna talk, ask a question, hang out, or if you'd like me to sweep you away and wine and dine you. Awesome things could be happening but you're not writing me a message yet.

What I’m doing with my life
Being happy and comfortable.
I’m really good at
Preaching heresy.
Surviving self-sabotage.
Detail cleaning.
Making out like a bandit with a hotplate.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Fiction: The Unbearable Lightness of Being, House of Leaves, Ender's Game/Shadow, Blindsight, I am Legend..
Non-Fiction: The Taboo Against Knowing Who Your Are, The Elegant Universe, A Brief History Of Nearly Everything, How We Die, Thinking in Systems.
Anything Lovecraft, Sagan, or Alan Watts.


Movies: Lawrence of Arabia, Revolver, Tree of Life, Fellowship of The Ring, Seven Years in Tibet, Bridge Over River Kwai.
Anything with Cary Grant.

Shows: Star Trek, Game of Thrones, Friends, The Office, Myth Busters, The League, Sword Art: Online, The Magic School Bus, Planet Earth, Top Gear.

Fewd: Thai, French, Japanese, Indian, Chinese, Mexican. I could eat teriyaki everyday. Everyday.

Drank: Old Ezra 101, NW IPA's, Belgium Quads, red wine.
The six things I could never do without
Fresh air, healthy food, clean water, exercise, creative stimulation, companionship, self-esteem, and a place to sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Esoteric escapism.

Things + Stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing what I would do alone but with other people.

- Playing video games
- Playing 5E D&D
- Drinking with friends
- Sleeping on a mountain
- Petting the cats
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
On the outside I may appear like an emotionless sarcastic piece of shit but just like an onion when you peel off more layers you find the exact same thing every single time and you start crying.
You should message me if
You're easy-going with a healthy sense of humor and an open mind coupled by a quick wit without the ego trip. You don't walk around with a sense of entitlement but take what you want anyway.

You should also ignore the okcupid rating system, it's inherently flawed. A lot of answers that turn up in the red I end up thinking good! I'm glad we don't agree on that, we'll have something to talk about!