24 โ€ข Lincoln, United States
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My self-summary
" ๐Ÿ™„ I hate always being right because i'm never proven wrong"

I'm definitely not for everyone. ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿผ I have a lot of great qualities but I'm not a pushover, not a goody two shoes, I believe political correctness has gone too far 1000 fold, I swear to much, have a dark sense of humor, am extremely sassy and I believe what I believe ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ not you or the government ๐Ÿšจ nor a Jahovist are going to change my ideals ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿป

I've been told that I am a not as toned, not as tan, not as funny, not as good looking, poor mans version of Ryan Reynolds. And to that I say thank you!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿป

Taylor Swift is the American Dream ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Katy Perry, Emma Stone, & Anna Kendrick kick ass too ๐Ÿ’—

Man crush goes to Ryan Reynolds, Chris Evans & Bradley Cooper ๐Ÿ”ฅ

I am a uber Zombie fan and all things Zombies!!! Like for example Resident Evil!!!! Or Dawn of the Dead ^_^
& yes the Zombie Apocolypse is near!!

Okay i know we all hate "wen pepz tlk lik dis & we be hatin on dat shit yo!" Yes it's annoying but there is a big diffrence between talking ghetto like that ๐Ÿ‘† and mixing up " your & you're". We all want to read a text easily but if your (see what I did there ๐Ÿ˜œ) one of those nazi grammer freaks just keep steppin (bye Felicia๐Ÿ‘‹). Besides the fact that you have a giant stick up your bumm ๐Ÿ™Š if you expect purfection through my Iphone then please write me a letter in feather ink 1700s style first biatch ๐Ÿ˜
What Iโ€™m doing with my life
Same as everyone else....make money, pay bills, trying to figure out the rest
Iโ€™m really good at
Do I really need to keep going? No one is reading this. Especially after my irony funnies ๐Ÿ˜น

I am a very chill down to earth guy! I'm a great listener and yeah a pretty nice guy which means your aren't interested. Even though i'm nice I'm definitely no pushover!! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป
The first things people usually notice about me
My big ole bubble butt!! Seriously ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Oh and I look much better in person ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hail Hydra ๐Ÿ™

"Does it depress you to know just how alone you really are?" - Dark Knight

Dawn of the Dead!
Expendibles Trilogy ๐Ÿ’€
World War Z
Resident evil series!!
Hunger games!
Enders game!
Star trek
Babylon 5
Dark Knight Trilogy
Captain America
Winter Soilder
The six things I could never do without
1) Zombie survival pack
2) My zombie survival partner/s (which Ironicly I don't have)
3) iPhone
4) Stouffer's Mac n Cheese or steak! ๐Ÿฎ
5) Football
6) โค๏ธGirls๐Ÿ’”

Not particularly in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to survive the zombie apocalypse
My purpose in life
How different life is now compared to 30 years ago, 50 years ago, 100 years ago... Ect.
How to live a happy life in corporate America
On a typical Friday night I am
On the field or on Netflix
The most private thing Iโ€™m willing to admit
Every night before bed I play through a syfy action/adventure fantasy series I created (while waiting to fall asleep ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ค) where Star Trek, Star Wars, Stargate, Andeomeda, DC/Marvel, Battlestar, Resident Evil, 24, Babylon 5, NCIS, Killzone, and characters created by me all coinside in the universe with the plot revols around me. ๐Ÿค“

I enjoy a good movie soundtrack like The Dark Knight Trilogy, Captain America: Winter Soldier, & Star Trek 2.0/Into Darkness ๐Ÿค“

I like male dominating positions ๐Ÿ˜œ

I love to do my taxes ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ธ
You should message me if
Your drama free
You share in my likes for zombies, Batman, Captain America, Arrow, Flash, DW, Star Trek... Ect๐Ÿค“
Your into sports or an active lifestyle
If I somehow struck your interest
If I didn't scare or piss you off which chances are I did ๐Ÿ˜