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My self-summary
Hi, I'm Mike. Like most people I am uncomfortable writing about myself. It feels gross...but here we are. If anything below is interesting go ahead and hit that little star thingie. Maybe we'll match up and one of us will actually say hello.
What I’m doing with my life
Bumbling around like a whackaloon hoping to find someone with whom I can share experiences.
I’m really good at
Space trivia, snarky comments, funny voices, and making a dirty martini.
The first things people usually notice about me
Who knows. Probably that I'm tall and making sarcastic comments.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love books on astronomy, physics and comedy. The Martian and Ready, Player One are two books I've recently really enjoyed.

Some of my fave movies are Gravity, No Country for Old Men, Black Dynamite, Big Lebowski, LOTR, Caddyshack, Anchorman, Old Boy, Scratch(documentary), Interstellar, The Raid, and Cabin in the Woods.

The theme from Sealab 2021, Run the Jewels, Dean Martin, Flyleaf, Beastie Boys, Die Antwoord, Tool, Sinatra, Public Enemy, Fartbarf, Chevelle, Mix Master Mike, etc... Mainly listening to comedy podcasts at the moment.
The six things I could never do without
1. Comedy
2. Chapstick
3. Podcasts
4. Images from space
5. Curiosity (the desire to learn, not the rover)
6. Empathy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Our place in the Universe and when we'll stop killing each other over nonsense.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually I'm at home playing bartender.
You should message me if
You love to laugh and you are ok with a mild sports obsession and major science and technology obsession. Bonus points for space nerds.