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My self-summary
I feel like I should be sincere with this, but I am not sure if I can show sincerity on an internet profile while still maintatining the brevity required for you to actually read it. I guess it's better than the Austin Powers quote (more specifically, the Dr. Evil self introduction) that used to occupy this space. Of course, I really do love that quote. But, that's probably because it parodies the James Bond self-introduction ("Bond. James Bond") by introducing the villain rather than the hero and by providing far too much information rather than a noticeable lack of information. Or, maybe I was just hoping you would notice the fact that I pick up on shit like that. And maybe now I'm hoping you'll simply enjoy that I uesed the word "shit" in my profile. Other than that bit of insight, though, there aren't any other interesting things for this section that I can think of. Shit, that sentence ended in a preposition. I never liked that rule. And neither did Winston Churchill, actually. In fact, a journalist once ridiculed Churchill for ending his sentences in prepositions to which he replied, "That's the type of bollocks up with which I will not put". That's a good quote. But, I'm not quite sure if I like the quote more because of its sarcasm or the fact that it makes Winston Churchill sound like Yoda. hmmm... I have apparently Journey'd from Austin Powers to Winston Churchill to Star Wars. Segways are weird. I also seem to be rambling. Well, I guess I'm just a Ramblin' Man. I suppose I should just Ramble On...
What I’m doing with my life
I work in the tech support (tier 2 / tier 3) department of a Fortune 500 company.

In case you don't know what that means, THIS paints a pretty accurate picture. Of course, that probably makes a lot more sense if you DO know what it means to be in tech support.
I’m really good at
kicking ass and chewing bubble-gum. And I'm all out of gum
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm noticable?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"Drive", "Melancholia", "Little Miss Sunshine", "Daybreakers", "The Dark Knight", "Dr. Strangelove", "Sunshine", "Goon", "The Raid", "Puncture", "Stoker", "Casablanca", "Lawrence of Arabia", "12 Angry Men" and "The Good, the Bad, and the Weird"

I like a lot of music, but in the spirit of keeping things brief, the genre that most depicts me as a person would probably be Classic Rock.

The Song of Ice and Fire series, East of Eden, and the Windup Bird Chronicle.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Louie, South Park, Shameless, Game of Thrones, Archer, and Psych.

Most anything, really, but right now I'm caught up in brewing my own beer and perfecting my use of the BBQ/Smoker.
Six things I could never do without
oxygen, water, food, Internet, levity, and beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The fact that, when historians 1000 years from now look back on our time, they will take note of the fact that we were a people obsessed with the concept that the world would end in zombies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once farted so loud I woke myself up.

I fell out of a 30 ft. tree when I was 5 years old.

Only one of these is true...
You should message me if
Haha, what? I did put "male" at the top, right? Okay, good. But, yeah, let's be real, you're not going to message me. There's no way this will work out if I don't send the first message, right? Take the initiative? Well, that's sad, really, because I have probably already looked at your profile and figured you were too damn pretty/smart/rich/cool/whatever to ever want to date me. I mean, you're just so awesome! It's really intimidating. Oh well.

Oh! Also! I WILL accept messages that just say "Hey" or "What's up?". The response might not be very good, but your original message wasn't very good either, so what did you expect? Honestly, though, what I'm really trying to say is this: sometimes you just need to start a conversation and see where it takes you...

While I'm here, I might as well also mention that I'm not looking for a pen-pal, so I'd much rather meet (and talk with voices and stuff) in person.
The two of us