I like to go out in gold sequined booty shorts and ass-shake the night away. Fuck it.
I am kitsch personified. I am a collector of basic level knowledge on a variety of things; I like to exchange views and statistics on quantum physics, sociology, the human condition, statistical demographics, gender politics, social justice, socialism, esports, which Bluth was the most charming, Goetia, feminism, 60's soul, elegant code, Reek (It rhymes with weak), the Oxford comma, the constant and unstoppable downward spiral of Walter White, and what makes a good Scotch.
I have the inexplicable ability to hold solid conversations about things that I have no right knowing about.
I am engaging, organized, irreverent, social and intentional.
I am a supporter of social justice, civil liberty, human rights, LGBTQ equality, and consider myself an intersectional feminist.
I can put one foot behind my head while standing up. This, along with the tattoo of the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) on my ass, has earned me more than a few new friends.
"If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants" -Isaac Newton
In my free time;
hanging out with cats, eating stinky cheeses, keeping loose, being an impetus for adventure, writing raps about my favorite lunch meats, Smangin it, touching butts (consentually), writing things
Being your hot date to social engagements (I clean up real nice)
Creating the "strip" version of any game
Giving people nicknames that stick, square butts.
Hey, my eyes are up here. Perv.
(Yes, I am that tall.)
Whatever math text I am buried in.
Clavicula Salomonis Regis
Not Ayn Rand
(b) The Big Lebowski, Waking Life, Equilibrium, Memento, Titus, Clash of the Titans (this movie was on this list long before the remake was a glimmer in Liam Neeson's eye), Wet Hot American Summer, Dune (Lynch's), anything John Waters, The Life Aquatic, Harold and Maude, Wristcutters, Roadhouse
Hip hop and Metal. All of it.
(d) Scotch, dim sum, sushi, soul food
My cats; Mr Buttercup and Andre the Giant
The frenetic energy, the tranquil explosions, the sexual tension, the saxophone of Duke Silver.
Why doesn't OKCupid let you list references?
I have gout (The king's disease!), which means I can't walk for extended periods of time. Hiking, dancing, etc are off the table for me for the most part. I can still manage day to day stuff without a problem, but overexertion makes me cry.
(Since I have.... sadly... had this question asked so many times; no, gout is not an STD. I won't be passing it along to anyone I bone down with, unless you want me to make you gorge yourself on shellfish and red wine ad-naseum while we get it on)
You can teach me something about mathematics or statistics.
You're very funny.
You are my dream woman; Pam from Archer. Or my dream man, Ron Swanson (fucking hubba hubba, amirite?).
You also have your passport, and are willing to use it.
You're a nerd and you like nerd shit. Seriously, I play video games and board games and dungeons and dragons and I make star trek jokes. Don't dream it, be it.
You want to show me something, take me somewhere, or have me do something adventurous.
Your ideal day involves sitting in bed while its light out, cuddling and eating good food and then going out once the sun sets for libations and general ridiculousness.
Seriously, fuck gender roles. You should message me, I'm a catch.