Hello, stranger. I could write a whole hell of a lot for my self-summary, but I think i'll try to keep it as short as possible. I know many people don't enjoy reading these. I'm probably not going to keep it short, now that I think about it. Oh well. It would be kind of you to read this.
First, i'm pretty independent. I like being alone most of the time. I do have a few friends but we hardly talk anymore, or hang out, and i'm content with that. That isn't to say I don't enjoy relationships/companionship. It's nice, and I really enjoy being close and committed to someone. At least, someone who knows that sometimes I need my space. Sure, I do get lonely, but that's when I pick up a book or start on a new chapter of the book that I myself am writing. It's easy to forget your loneliness when you're focused on an entirely new world.
I also enjoy trivia. Maybe not trivia so much as really weird, really random facts. I'll often start rambling about something completely unrelated to a conversation because I read it on the internet the day before and found it remarkably interesting. I do interrupt a lot, which is a big flaw. It's generally for non-important reasons, stated above. You know, spouting random things that just happened to pop into my head.
I'm straightforward, and honesty is my biggest downfall. (Insert internet joke here). But seriously. I speak my mind a lot, and sometimes more often then I should. I wear my heart on my sleeve, so nothing is a secret with me. I also have a sharp tongue, but don't worry about its sting unless you disrespect me. I'm undoubtedly kind until someone gives me a reason not to be kind to them.
(I have a thing for beards and tattoos and bigger guys. I have a thing for the difference between you're and your, bored and board, u and you. I have a thing for snuggly beds, midnight talks, wandering bike rides and wayward walks. I have a thing for stars and the sky and driving around singing at the top of my lungs. You're cool if you're into those things as well.)
I will also try to kick your ass at Mario Kart. Do not underestimate me.
Movies: Any Disney movie, Horror, Gore, Paranormal, Futurama: Bender's Big Score, Ink, Mary and Max, all Harry Potter movies, and all Pokemon movies
Shows: Futurama, Pokemon, Dharma & Greg, Psych, Doctor Who, Friends, Adventure Time.
Music: Pretty much anything, except for those "rap" songs (I'm a little musically challenged, if i'm being honest, and i'm not sure if the songs i'm referring to qualify as "Rap"). Alternative, Indie, Classic rock are my favorites. I seriously dig folk metal too.
Food: Any kind of meat (Steak, Hamburgers, Chicken). Fish is pretty awesome too. You can never go wrong with cheesy-mac.
My family, because those bitches rock.
My feet. I kinda need them if I have any adventuring to do.
The smell of the ocean at six in the morning.
I probably can't have kids. I guess that's kinda private? Oh well.
Oh, and theres a kind of embarrassing song that I really enjoy and would probably want to be played at my wedding or something. Here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5J9rBJhECA
You should also message me if you're down for driving around in the dead of night singing along to classic rock.
If you read this entire story, kudos to you. You're cool.
Also, just a little side note here. I'm a HUGE 80's pop culture nerd.
(If you are going to claim I am fake, or tell me it looks like my profile was written by a man, please fuck yourself with a stick.)