DadBodHottie
34Philadelphia, United States
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My self-summary
Hey there. Thanks for stopping by the 'ol profe.

People either find me hilarious or they stare at me like I've got something on my face. Personally, I think I'm pretty funny.

I make a lot of dad jokes. You may find yourself using the 😑 emoji in response to them, this is normal.
What I’m doing with my life
I've got this web design thing down pretty well, and I'm working on writing a book on how to build your own website.

I know what you're thinking, "Save some pussy for the rest of us!"

In all seriousness though, I mostly love what I do.

In other news I've recently started a 90's grunge band called Le Mon Frites, so if I don't respond immediately it means I'm on tour and my manager hasn't given me the message.
I’m really good at
Mario
Eating pizza
Cooking
Having cats
Meme curation
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Rick and Morty
Seinfeld
Game of Thrones
That weird part of YouTube
Six things I could never do without
My six toes. Jk.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I'm going to travel to next. I know it sounds cliché but it's true.
On a typical Friday night I am
Taking it easy - I'm not in to bars or partying.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I watch gamers livestream playing Mario way more often than I'd care to admit.
You should message me if
You fuck with memes
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