34McLean, United States
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My self-summary
Just another single 30 something guy in the DC Metropolitan area trying to meet an intelligent and charming gal.

Am I asking for too much?
What I’m doing with my life
I am (fortunately) gainfully self employed and have my professional and personal lives in a pretty good place. But, I'm mostly here to serve Daisy in a domestic and best friend capacity.
I’m really good at
Inappropriate, but playful humor.

Getting into and out of trouble.

The first things people usually notice about me
"Listen, I'm not the nicest guy in the universe, because I'm the smartest, and being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets."

"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades; leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it, your parents are gonna do it, break the cycle, Morty, rise above! Focus on science!"

I'm a slightly more sober, better dressed, tanner Rick Sanchez... Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love and listen to all types of music, but 90s and early 00s gangsta rap made me who I am today and continues to serve as inspiration.

"Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis/When I was dead broke, man I couldn't picture this/[60] inch screen, money green, [suede] sofa/Got two rides, [no] limousine [no] chauffeur/Phone bill [less than] two G's flat/No need to worry, my accountant handles that"

I don't really watch much TV. Just a couple shows and anything my cousin is in. Gotta support family. That being said, watch The Mindy Project... No, it's not Mindy.

I love any and all food and have a lot of friends in the food industry. Ask me about eating food any time. Also, expect to be my plus one to friends & family/soft/grand openings.

Proud member of The Bodega Hive.
Six things I could never do without
1) Family & Friends. Actual blood relations are the only difference. Daisy is family and currently Mom & Pops' favorite child.
2) Homemade meals (the secret ingredient is love)
3) Scotch/Bourbon/Whisky (preference in that order). Gin in the summer and for outdoor drinking.
4) Sports cars with manual transmissions and box on frame SUVs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How we got to this point in history. There's something to be said for politeness and understanding, but at a certain point you have to be able to be brutally honest and even rude.

Had we been able to do that as a society, perhaps it wouldn't be socially acceptable to spout off "alternative facts" and other BS without consequence.

Older sports cars... "A new Ferrari just means you have good credit. An old Ferrari means you have acquisition acumen." - Anonymous Classic Car Club Manhattan member
On a typical Friday night I am
I stay pretty busy, but I always make time for the people that matter.

This can lead to some interesting evenings and some comparably mundane ones. But, there's nothing I'd rather be doing at that moment.
You should message me if
You're not a serial killer, terrorist, or Bill Cosby. Seriously, I'm not looking for that much of an adrenaline rush.
The two of us