33McLean, United States
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My self-summary
Just another single 30 something guy in the DC Metropolitan area trying to meet an intelligent and charming gal interested in dating, but isn't necessarily looking for a husband immediately.

Am I asking for too much?
What I’m doing with my life
I am a Type A personality, (fortunately and) gainfully self employed, and have my professional and personal lives in a pretty good place. But, it'd be nice to have someone to share the trip with me.
I’m really good at
Inappropriate, but playful humor. Getting into and out of trouble.
The first things people usually notice about me
My buddy Brian says I'm the bravest guy he knows because...

"[Y]ou wake up every day, go out there, and face the day. And not even quietly or subtly; but out there in front of everyone making sure you're seen... If I woke up as you I'd either kill myself or never leave my room."

With friends like mine, who needs haters? 😜🤣
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love and listen to all types of music, but 90s and early 00s gangsta rap made me.

I don't really watch much TV. Just a couple shows and anything my cousin is in. Gotta support family. That being said, watch The Mindy Project... No, it's not Mindy.

I love any and all food and have a lot of friends in the food industry. Ask me about food any time you want. Also, expect to be my plus one to friends & family/soft/grand openings.
Six things I could never do without
1) Family & Friends. Actual blood relations are the only difference. For the record, Daisy is family (duh).
2) Homemade meals (the secret ingredient is love)
3) Scotch/Bourbon/Whisky (preference in that order)
4) Sports cars with manual transmissions and box on frame SUVs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How we got to this point in history. There's something to be said for politeness and understanding, but at a certain point you have to be able to be brutally honest and perhaps even rude.

Had we been able to do that as a society, perhaps it wouldn't be socially acceptable to spout off "alternative facts" and other BS without consequence.

Older sports cars... "A new Ferrari just means you have good credit. An old Ferrari means you have acquisition acumen." - Anonymous Classic Car Club Manhattan member
On a typical Friday night I am
I stay pretty busy, but I always make time for the people that matter.

This can lead to some interesting evenings and some comparably mundane ones. But, there's nothing I'd rather be doing at that moment.
You should message me if
If you found a suitcase full of money and your phone number was that amount, how much would you have? 😘
The two of us