horrificmedium
34 London, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
A little short for a storm trooper.

Can clean the fuck out of a red wine spill.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm one half of an Ethical Clothing label and I play a lot of Capoiera.

I also look after, and seek the eternal approval of an 8-year old Chihuahua. It's not something I ever really aspired to do, but the world is funny like that.
I’m really good at
cooking, yoga, capoeira, snowboarding, Reddit (I think you can be good at that)
The first things people usually notice about me
Introverted extrovert.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Luke Cage. Literally only just finished it, but needed to tell the world how fucking amazing it is.

Cloud Atlas, Thousand Autumns of Jacob de Zoet (tbh, anything by David Mitchell); Salman Rushdie; King City - Brandon Graham; Prophet; Neil Gaiman; Grant Morrisson;
I <3 Huckabees; Scott Pilgrim vs The World; Magnolia; anything by Wes Anderson, the Cohen Brothers and Guillermo del Toro

Music: I recently had an LSD trip with a friend, and ended up watching Ben Howard live, and now he's basically like my spirit guide. Also Hip Hop. Also deep house. Also drum'n'bass. So yep, anything tribal.

Food - Homecooked Dosa, my Dad's fish curry, lasagna and everything in between.
The six things I could never do without
Sunshine, capoeira, my sense of self, a bed, silence, loud music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If a wasp was the same size as a human, it would collapse under the weight of its own futility.
On a typical Friday night I am
Consumed with regret and absinth. And writing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I ate all the cakes. All of them.
You should message me if
- You'd just like to hang out and watch Bake Off;
- You've started more books that you've finished;
- You enjoy being cooked for;
- You love dancing; and
- You enjoy the concept of driving out of the city just to watch a meteor shower, (but not actually doing it, cos we got too drunk and there was some good shit on Netflix)
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