34El Monte, United States
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My self-summary
The dating world is dark and full of terrors.

Just a few reviews:

"His dry and sarcastic jokes kept me laughing all night!"

"He can fly twice as high as a butterfly in the sky."

"A++++++ would date again!"

Simultaneously the most Asian and the most white person you know. Looking for someone who appreciates my impeccable grammar (who vs. whom, it's vs. its, etc.)
What I’m doing with my life
When I am interested in and passionate about something, I put effort into it. I largely taught myself how to use Photoshop and create websites; as a result I am a graphic designer. A lot of my experience is in the realm of event production. I've worked with festivals like Coachella and The Hootenanny.

When not plying my trade on the computer, I am busy watching and cheering on the Los Angeles Kings. I also dream about a grand train tour of the US.
I’m really good at

Everyday math.

Making people laugh.

Ordering dim sum.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm the one making the inappropriate / "too soon" jokes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am picky in all aspects of my life; and I think my picks are the best things in the world. I like books by Christopher Moore and Chuck Palahniuk. My reading material usually contain a lot of absurdity.

I enjoy the occasional intellectual movie, but it is comedies like Zoolander and action like Pacific Rim that keep my blood pumping.

Other great movies include, but are not limited to, Forrest Gump, Inception, Contagion, Moneyball, The Dark Knight trilogy, and the Star Wars saga. The latest one of the greats is The LEGO Movie. No joke.

I like very few bands and would rather say I like certain songs as opposed to the bands that play them, but my iPhone would probably tell a different story. This includes Linkin Park, which was and always will be a part of the memories of my years in high school.

Chinese, Mexican, Italian, and American cuisine makes me salivate. In the area of food I am probably the least adventurous.
Six things I could never do without
People who are against interracial dating but are half-white and half-hispanic.


You know what I can do without, though?

My awesome sense of timing.

Five minutes after you've finished eating you can be sure that your phone will ring and I will be on the other line asking if you want lunch. Perfect.

I'm in town, finally; want to meet? What, your best friend's dad just unexpectedly died!?

Hey, cute girl who's been giving me the eye the entire party; finally I can talk to you, but sorry, my friend's allergies are acting up because of the house cat and I have to leave without your number.

And the latest: Oh, first time in New York City ever? How about the worst wind chill in SIXTY years? (02/12/16)

(All actual historical events.)

Ya, I love it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
if OKCupid still send both people an email to notify that they've rated each other 1 star. Mutual burns are hilarious.
You should message me if
You want to tell all your friends amazing stories of what we have done together.

And you're almost always willing to be a good sport.

Or you think that being a unique little snowflake is overrated these days.

Having a sense of humor that's dark and inappropriate is also recommended.
The two of us