Merdosh
34Woensel, Netherlands
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My self-summary
Genetic makeup:
70% Male human
23% Unidentifiable alien
4% House fly
3% Elephant
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Ik spreek en schrijf ook Nederlands.
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I wanted to buy new friends, but the store was closed. So I'm here now.
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My sister in law told me I have a nice voice to listen to. A close friend told me I have interesting eyes. Another good friend forbade me to shave my head in solidarity "because you have awesome hair". Someone else tells me I'm deceptively strong, I'll take that I guess.

Here's some links, do with it whatever:
My twitter:
http://twitter.com/Asmyldof

Steam name Merdosh (no, it has not been very active lately, but that happens sometimes when real life things take your focus).

#kangaroo.

Instagram: Asmyldof
What I’m doing with my life
Freelancing. Helping people I like. Bicycling shitloads.

Used to be a decent dancer of almost anything and sort of wanting to pick it back up. Something Latin preferably, always liked chacha, samba, salsa and zouk. But not horrible at others either.
I’m really good at
Making Brownies, cakes and other goodies. It's an established fact.
Making up sketches and jokes inside my head that make me laugh uncontrollably, but that cannot be explained to any degree to anyone else.
The first things people usually notice about me
Maybe my banter. Maybe my many facial expressions.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't really know how this bit helps, but okay...

I like many kinds of food in all kinds of situations. Omnivore who'll happily spend a week on fruit and/or vegetables alone. Can't have peanuts, but it's okay if other people have them near me.

Books: Good stories, with plot lines.
Long ago I discovered I liked Kathy Reichs' crime/thriller books. (They later were the basis for Bones.) Which surprised me, because I got put off the genre by several other authors, but she grabs me with her reality, I suppose.

TV: British comedy, panel shows and stand-up. Some drama (far from all though). Quite a bit of sci-fi (like ST-TNG, or Firefly). Have an aversion -but not hate- for hypes. Really appreciate the way Colbert does late-night, but still miss Ferguson.

In the case of music: Anything that isn't easily replicated by slamming one's head repeatedly into a cheap late-90's keyboard.
Six things I could never do without
There's a lot I really, really prefer to not do without.

But with just water and basic foods that nourish I'll make it anywhere eventually. If only because of the DIY and improvisational skills.

(I do always carry a creditcard though, if you're stuck somewhere in a hecticly busy week a hotel still beats a park bench.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
All. None. I'm good at over-thinking on occasion.

- Where can I best hide my thoughts, once they have foolishly left the front of my face?
- If you colour everywhere outside the lines, are you not just colouring inside the lines again?
- Can you be accused of having lost your mind if you know where you left it, but just refuse to bring it with you?
- Does anybody care that "You don't know what you've got, until it's gone" is a temporal inaccuracy?
On a typical Friday night I am
very disappointed about finally having established "a typical Friday night".
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Many of my question answers and especially the explanations were done at moments I felt bored and wanted to amuse myself. Match scores are now screwed up by the fact they started to change old questions and their answers without a glance of thought, so I don't feel any guilt about it anymore.
You should message me if
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Just do. If I can find a way to respond to it or your profile, I almost certainly will.
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