Asparagi
48 Los Angeles, United States
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My self-summary
I have strong hands. I work with my hands. If I was to lose a hand, I'd be sad for awhile, but then I'd work with my feet. And I'd come back here and proclaim truthfully that I have strong feet.
What I’m doing with my life
Taking all paths at once.
I’m really good at
Healing, sharing and commitment... okay, just kidding. Wouldn't that be a sure sign a dbag guy is playing the sensitive card? I'm really good at sarcasm, because, see, I've found the secret to doing it without being misanthropic. It's a fine line I walk, let's walk it together, promise not to trip you.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm sure it's the glasses. The black eyes would win out here, but they've healed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I fell for Orhan Pamuk before he won the Nobel Prize, and dammit I'm proud of that. Stendhal is my favorite right now. Lately I'm an Audible books junkie during drive-time.

Movies? Chinatown. Old LA and the best plot ever like ever ever.

Music? I reached the End of the Music two years ago and burned out. I thank friends for reinvigorating my enjoyment, though c'mon Frank Zappa?? (Just a dig at a fellow Cupid user friend.)

Food? Tapas! Raw cheese. Watermelon. Almonds.
The six things I could never do without
.Laughter.
.My many angel friends, and my few devil friends.
.Beauty (cue Julian Sands climbing up a tree to proclaim his creed in 'Room with a View').
.Adventure. As a former writer, I kinda court it for its own sake.
.My iPhone. My apology goes like this: it saved my life once.
.The 'live' feeling from having exercised in the morning.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why one of my friends loves bad puns so much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Waiting to see what misadventures will crop up. Lately they seem to crop up a lot.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was born a Mormon. Okay, let me have it! Want two? I used to dye my hair bone-blond, but didn't we all do that ravy-gravy mistake back in the day?
You should message me if
Your day sucks and I mean sucks. I gotcha covered.
Your day is awesome, because sometimes my day sucks and I could use the pickup.
You want to hear me play 'Bohemian Rhapsody' on spoons.
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