Hey peeps, just another hopeless soul trying to ascend from the bottomless pit that is online dating, care to help me escape? So I'm a bit silly, if we hit it off I will most likely sprout off about something ridiculous and will enjoy every minute of it. Whether you enjoy it however, is of no concern of mine. ~_^ This isn't entirely true of course as I find there is no greater joy in life than making a sweet little chickie smile. No ok, I haven't had much sex as of late so I wouldn't blame anyone who might be thinking that my priorities might be slightly askew. haha. It should be known however, that despite my love of being silly I can also be rather quiet and or shy, and thus sometimes I'm more than content with enjoying my partner's company without saying anything. I also pride myself on being as honest and sincere as possible. Or in other words, you never have to worry about me blowing smoke to further my own interests. On that note, I guess I should mention that I've been in a few adult films, I got drunk at an adult film convention and ran into some people who specialized in disability related porn and the rest was history! Of course I'm JKz...(but I'd be most flattered if thought I was serious. :P) Although such porn does most certainly exist. You can read the vice article here:
http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/what-its-like-shooting-your-first-alt-porn-when-you-have-cerebral-palsy. Needless to say. That isn't for me. I'm a pretty simple guy. Whether it be going to concerts or movies or going for walks to the park and or beach. I appreciate the simple things in life. That being said, I stay in a great deal as well since I don't really have anyone to do things with. The old friends who are married and have kids bit is quite in nowadays. And let's be honest, who wants to go to the park with a smelly old guy anyway? I know I don't! Also Fyi; I smell glorious incase you were wondering. I guess that's it for now, msg me if u want to go to the park or something, and if by chance it's too cold out, netflix and making an amature porn will suffice, but that's only if we really have to. ;) Dorkazoid Away!!! bye.
Just a little sidebar here: About the name A$$Man3:16. It's a Seinfeld and Wrestling reference, nothing more, nothing less.
Metal, Death Metal, Thrash Metal,
Prog Doom Metal,Black Metal,
Sum Power Metal, Sum Folk, World Music,
Psychedelic Music, Jazz, Blues,
Here are some of my favs and or what I am currently listening to:
Black Metal, look away!!!
My Fav of 2015. Also, look awayyy
Another fav of 2015. I think you may like.
A fav. I swear I'm not lying....
Ahh Mr Wilson. you can do no wrong. (also saw them live)
Top 10 band top 10 song, also saw them live.
Not gonna lie, I'm quite surprised how much I enjoyed this.
No reason you should avoid this
Could go either way. I think it's pretty dope tho.
Good Luck... Weird Orchestral Odyssey Comming Through.
Literally found this while making this list. I knew this was a great idea!
Tarantino + this band, make it happen.
Bad metal is bad look away. Top fav
Fav band covering another fav band of mind, Points if you know who they are, also look away. Fyi; Saw the covered band live more than twice.
The song that got me into Death Metal, also saw them live
Top 5 band, also saw them live. Srry, forgot to tell u to look away. DM is bad..
Literally my fav vid of all time. they're metal and u need to watch it even if u don't like metal, mmmkay? Also saw them live
Saw these two live more than once.
Sleepytime romance music
Played this live on Nov 19th, not gonna lie, I marked out.
Z**** is God, also saw his son live more than once.
They played this live and I fucking died. Also, they're metal but it's not too bad, I promise.
I have a favorite song of the year... this does not happen often.
Dolphin-Man with a toupee!
My fav band period. Look away.
Tarantino,Robert Rodriguez, Peter Jackson, Sam Dunn,
Christopher Nolan, Martin Scorsese Kevin Smith, Wes Anderson, Disney.
I read alot of comics, tho like most things, I get behind. I have tons and tons of Hardcovers from Marvel DC Image and Dark Horse that I have yet to read. Favs include, Spider Man, X-Men, Dan Slott She Hulk, Watchmen. Preacher. Annihilation, Fables, The Walking Dead. Buffy, Hellboy, Y The Last Man, Promethea, BPRD, Starman, Hickman Fantastic 4. Daredevil, Sin City, The Invisibles, All Star Superman.
Regular books, pretty anything Haruki Murakami and Neil Gaiman, Game of Thrones, Sookie Stackhouse, Hyperbole and a Half
The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, The News Room, WWII docs. Tho I no where close to being well versed on the subject. The Flash, Penny Dreadful, Six Feet under, Banshee, Jessica Jones, Fraiser, Daredevil Alias, Lost, Buffy, Angel, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Anything Mafia Related.
Some things I could do without:
Cheese Wiz, Cheese in General, Bats, Spiders, Creepy Crawly Things. Presents, Bad Metal; ie, Trivvy, Six Feet Under, Lamb of God, Cradle of Filth. Ps. it's ok if u like them just so long as I can try and save you. :P Bigotry, especially the feminist kind. Facebook... even tho I'm on there every day. haha.
Also, if u like me, just say hello. unlike some people on this site, I'm not looking for creative msgs, I'm looking for people who are interested in me and people with whom I may connect with. So as of now u have no excuses!.... as if that would make a difference..."sigh" lol.
Don't msg if...
You have a tendency to think guys who are super flirty are only after sex. If I think a girl likes me, I'm likely to cross the line a little bit. That doesn't mean I'll wanna jump your bones as soon as we meet. I'm not that kind of guy. period. if you can't handle flirty or if you'd rather ignore me then tell me that I've crossed a line then don't msg me.
If you have a tendency to ignore people that you're longer interested in THEN DON'T MSG ME. this is my biggest pet peeve ever! I promise I have better things to do than pine over a girl who is no longer interested me, but pls pls just tell me.. cause you're not friggin 5! lol
if I msg you, don't just msg me back because you think it's polite. If I don't float your boat it's ok... don't feel bad. Cause frankly, I'm looking for women who find me legitimately attractive.
If u aren't willing to provide a realtime pic of yourself (ie, holding some letters and numbers of my choosing, flipping me off, making a duckface or mooning me when I tell you too :P) or better yet, cam me for 10 seconds so I can make sure u are legit,(heyyyy loooky what I found, http://www.fotofriend.com/video-booth if for some reason you don't have skype then click on that link and make a 10second video and send to me by unlisted link via youtube, don't forget to reference me!) Then don't bother seeking me out. There are a lot of wackos out there and I don't think it's too much to ask to see pics and/or see that person on cam. Because to me, online safety is important. Simple as that.