AstroWeasel
41 Wylie, United States
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My self-summary
I am a single father of two. Everything in my life is a reflection of that fact. And while I am ready to start dating again, it will take a back seat to the care of my children. That is not what every woman is necessarily looking for, I get that, but if it doesn’t scare you off, please read on.

I am a smart-ass to the point that it is a health hazard. I speak sarcasm as a language. I'm pretty sure that my spirit animal is the noble prairie squid.

I am currently working as a graphic designer, and I tend to surround myself with numerous nerdy side projects, whenever I find some time to myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently designing signs and advertising, with the occasion freelance graphic design job. Raising a set of twins by myself. Attempting to keep a small business limping along as a hobby.

Slowly updating my questions to reflect my new relationship status.
I’m really good at
Anything creative. In fact just about all of my skills are creative in nature. I love finding new ways of connecting previous ideas.
The first things people usually notice about me
Generally something inappropriate I've said. A lot of people comment on my sense of humor. Some of them in a positive manner.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love anything horror, sci-fi, or historical when it comes to books and TV. I have an enormous collection of b-movies. I like to experiment with new kinds of food, and am open to trying pretty much anything that isn't a scavenger animal or still alive. I listen to nearly every type of music. Yes I know everybody says this. I actually mean it. My MP3 player on random hits Country, Punk, Rap, R&B, Classical, Jazz, you name it.
The six things I could never do without
1. Books
2. Other Books
3. A computer
4. Sex
5. Conversation
6. The ability to be creative
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The way things fit together, and ways that they can be rearranged into new things. Game mechanics. Whatever book I last read or movie I last saw. The fact that I just blurted out something I probably should have left inside my brain.
On a typical Friday night I am
Cleaning up after children, maybe watching a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was a teenager I read that male porn stars shave themselves around the “fun zone” to make all of the parts appear bigger. “Well heck,” I thought “Who doesn’t want to look bigger?” Of course, being an intelligent young man, I opted to try out a “test-patch” to make sure that it wasn’t going to look stupid. I used the really cheap electric razor I had, that was mainly intended for the sort of light weight peach fuzz that most teenagers get. The result was painful, and I got to have an really uncomfortable conversation with my Mom about why I was yelling in the bathroom. Also, for some reason I still have the bald spot to this day.
You should message me if
1) You accept that you cannot come first in my life. I have two kids, so the best you can do is third. Seriously, I would feed you to a dinosaur to protect my kids. (Don’t get me wrong, it would be the last resort, but I would totally do it.)
2) You enjoy creative types. (Assuming that they aren’t using you as dinosaur bait to protect their kids, obviously)
3) You like movies that are so bad they become fun. (Something with dinosaurs!)
4) You can deal with the fact that I am on good terms with my ex, and she is going to be in my life helping me with our children.
5) You understand that romantic vacations or really high end restaurants are not going to be a thing. Because I will always spend that sort of money on my kids before you. (Dinosaur repellent isn’t cheap.)
6) This list didn’t scare you off.
7) Hanging out on a couch watching movies while enjoying a home cooked meal/pizza actually seems like a good date to you. Because that’s actually what I am looking for.
8) If you actually know how to fight a dinosaur it would be a plus.
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