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My self-summary
My name is DJ.

Aspiring writer with no material, aspiring professor without a degree, aspiring philosopher despite being an idiot, aspiring politician with no money, connections, and a horrid case of stage-fright. I do this stupid thing where I make things as difficult as possible just to test myself and see if I can succeed nonetheless.

I dont really check this often. If you are interested, say so. Have a question? Ask.

Lets conquer the world together.
What I’m doing with my life
Write, teach, and hopefully inspire some people to do some good for the world.

I really REALLY want to travel to Italy (and most importantly, Rome) within the next few years. Pretty much more than anything. I have my reasons, and there's no reason I should make this trip solo.
I’m really good at
Telling jokes that arent funny

I like to imagine Im a decent writer, but that's for the world to decide later. And at the rate Im going....MUCH later
The first things people usually notice about me
My height. Its hard being a dude and anyone noticing anything other than the fact that you're 5'2".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This is by no means a complete list, just the first few that come to mind...

American Gods
A Song of Ice and Fire
House of Leaves
Dante's Comedia
Romance of the Three Kingdoms
Beyond Good and Evil
The Odyssey

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fantasia (1940 version hello)
Waking Life
Jurassic Park
Interstella 5555
Spirited Away

Game of Thrones
Cowboy Bebop
Ghost in the Shell

Between the Buried and Me
Dream Theater
Dean Martin

Italian and Asian food pretty much completes my life, but Im not picky. Ill never say no to anything BBQ, or seafood either.
The six things I could never do without
There's really nothing I couldnt 'do without', I can cope well with loss. If I had to list a few things...

-Engaging/healthy conversation
-My PC
-Something to write with/on
-Zyrtec (I love animals, but Im allergic to most of them. The struggle is real)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. And nothing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Alive, Id hope.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My mother died before I knew her. I like to imagine this makes me appreciate my women more (it does), but in reality it means Im pretty much clueless when it comes to women. Im very bad at taking hints.
You should message me if
-You know how many Dornishmen it takes to shoe a horse.
-You want to be the very best, that no one ever was