Atapi
29 Yorba Linda, United States
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My self-summary
I am a pretty simple guy. I like sports (Lakers and Angels), video games (Xbox One), playing basketball, music, hanging out with friends, seeing movies, going out for drinks, and other random shenanigans ("I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next person who says 'shenanigans'").

I'm an inconsiderate, moronic, douchebag, asshole that wants to hit you and quit you. Check back soon for updated shirtless bathroom pics.

Just kidding.

I'm actually pretty shy and quiet at first but my dry, sarcastic sense of humor and overall personality will show as we converse and *hopefully* click.

P.S. You can call me Thunder Bear (inquire within).

P.P.S. Live every day like Maury told you it's not your baby.

P.P.P.S I no longer live in Orange County, but I frequent the LA/OC/Ventura areas pretty much every weekend.
What I’m doing with my life
I have my M.S. in Pure Mathematics and a minor in Physics and I worked in education for the past 2 years but now I work in the private sector. My work is very rewarding as I get to see and learn really awesome things. It's a great environment and I love the people I work with. I'm seriously considering getting another degree through my employer, possibly a degree in Computer Science or Statistics.

And in case it's not obvious, I have my own place and my own car.
I’m really good at
Math, procrastinating, being sarcastic, shooting threes, and giving advice (or so people tell me).

I also am pretty musically inclined. I can play Clarinet, Saxophone, and a little bit of Bass. I also just started teaching myself the keyboard. I'm actually making decent progress.
The first things people usually notice about me
1. I look young for my age (I promise you that I am not lying about my age and then by viewing this profile you are not unintentionally a pedo).

2. That I look like Eminem, apparently.

3. My ass. It's abnormally large. I once was told that I could be a backup dancer for J-Lo.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Anything that's entertaining really. My all time favorite movies are probably Happy Gilmore and Terminator 2. I'm also a sucker for such dramatic classics likes Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. I do have an affinity for 80's horror/sci-fi movies in particular.

Shows: I don't regularly keep up with any TV show, but a few that I like are...

The Big Bang Theory
That 70's Show
Bob's Burgers
House
Family Guy
The Simpsons
X-Files
etc...

Music: 80's/classic rock/trance/anything that has a good melody/sound/chord progression/whatever. (I think I just set the record for most backslashes in a sentence).

To name a few specifics off the top of my head...

Guns 'n Roses
Queen
Van Halen
Metallica
Michael Jackson
Blink 182 (Hey...it's catchy)
Green Day
Weezer
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Coldplay
Tears for Fears
Linkin Park (some of their older stuff)
Depeche Mode
Def Leppard
Scorpion
etc...
The six things I could never do without
1. Internet
2. Fast food
3. Basketball
4. Allergy medication
5. Not finishing lists
6.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future (how cliche'), women, what I want in life, why people behave the ways they do, how to improve myself, whether or not I'm investing too much hope in this site, and other random stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either out with friends, getting my non-athletic white ass beaten down at the basketball courts, working out at the gym (It's ok if you look at my pictures and think...."HA! BULLSHIT" because I even do the same thing), out for dinner and drinks with friends, or relaxing at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
"I wish I was black with big hands and big feet so I could play in the NBA and dunk."

This is what I would tell people who asked me, as a child, what I wanted to be when I grew up. For reals.

If there is anything you want to know, don't be afraid to ask. I'm an open book.
You should message me if
If you want to, assuming u dnt type lyk dis and you're not a creeper with no picture on your profile, and if you can keep up a good conversation.
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