I'm an inconsiderate, moronic, douchebag, asshole that wants to hit you and quit you. Check back soon for updated shirtless bathroom pics.
I'm actually pretty shy and quiet at first but my dry, sarcastic sense of humor and overall personality will show as we converse and *hopefully* click.
P.S. You can call me Thunder Bear (inquire within).
P.P.S. Live every day like Maury told you it's not your baby.
P.P.P.S I no longer live in Orange County, but I frequent the LA/OC/Ventura areas pretty much every weekend.
And in case it's not obvious, I have my own place and my own car.
I also am pretty musically inclined. I can play Clarinet, Saxophone, and a little bit of Bass. I also just started teaching myself the keyboard. I'm actually making decent progress.
2. That I look like Eminem, apparently.
3. My ass. It's abnormally large. I once was told that I could be a backup dancer for J-Lo.
Shows: I don't regularly keep up with any TV show, but a few that I like are...
The Big Bang Theory
That 70's Show
Music: 80's/classic rock/trance/anything that has a good melody/sound/chord progression/whatever. (I think I just set the record for most backslashes in a sentence).
To name a few specifics off the top of my head...
Guns 'n Roses
Blink 182 (Hey...it's catchy)
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Tears for Fears
Linkin Park (some of their older stuff)
2. Fast food
4. Allergy medication
5. Not finishing lists
This is what I would tell people who asked me, as a child, what I wanted to be when I grew up. For reals.
If there is anything you want to know, don't be afraid to ask. I'm an open book.