29Somerville, United States
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My self-summary
I guess I could start with the basics, but since you have a life (I
hope) I'll just go with five things you should know about me.

1. I'm a gigantic grammar nerd. It sounds incredibly annoying, but
I swear I don't get carried away. Plus I can proofread crap for
you. See, I'm both fun and useful.
2. I'm from Florida. So I'll say amusingly ignorant things like "Is
this how you shovel snow?" and "I'm headed out to the cod this
weekend!" and "Where did all these leaves come from?"
3. I am not a beer drinker. Gin's my poison. Or red wine if I have
to be cogent.
4. I can't do anything that requires any kind of hand eye
coordination, so my exercise consists of running, yoga, pilates,
etc as opposed to, say, tennis.
5. Breakfast is my favorite meal of the day. My one stipulation is
that you have to like breakfast. No ef it, I'm a catch and I
deserve to be picky: you have to LOVE breakfast.
What I’m doing with my life
Like I mentioned, I'm a recent transfer to the area. I work as an engineer in a big tech firm. It's incredibly boring and dry unless you, too, happen to be in tech. In which case, why are you still reading? Hit me up!

Other than that, I'm at a place right now where I don't want or need any kind of commitment. I'm really just looking for a cool someone to have some fun with.
I’m really good at
- Sewing. Like project runway sew. Not like your grandmother sews. I know, I'm impressed, too!
- I'm a techie, which means I can fix your computer for you. Again, awesome AND useful!
- Cooking. Not to brag, but I make amazing butternut squash soup. Seriously. It's like soup crack!
- Pretending I know the answer. I make really good guesses at stuff. It's a weird gift.
- Asking questions. Also a weird talent.
- Reciting the entire Lion King movie. Like start to finish, voices and everything.... please don't judge me...
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm more intelligent than I look.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If your answer to this question is "Ugh! I hate reading" then you have no business with me. I love to read, particularly historical fiction, but I'm not picky

Movies: Anything with Leonardo Dicaprio (Post titanic, please) Shutter Island, inception, Departed, etc. I love Boston crime dramas and fifties/sixties films (Breakfast at Tiffany's, All about Eve, Maltese Falcon). And I have a soft spot for 90's Disney Movies.

shows: I don't do reality TV, Or tTV in general, but I've recently gotten into Downton Abbey ('Maggie Smith is a Treasure!")
I spend a lot of time thinking about
too many things a the same time
On a typical Friday night I am
So I don't do the whole pukey, hoochie dress, clubbing thing, but I love getting a drink (a martini, gin, as it should be) at a local bar for a good weekday happy hour drink special. oh wait...damn you, Massachusetts!.

Really, I'm up for anything the night might take me to: baking, sporting events, live music, your bed, drunk grocery shopping, horse wrangling, whatever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire is my go-to Karaoke song. Yours?
You should message me if
You're looking for an independent, intelligent, and classy girl, who's fluent in sarcasm and not looking for anything too serious.
Also, please, PLEASE be intelligent. You don't need a PhD or anything, but basic grammar skills aren't too much to ask for are they?
The two of us