27Eugene, United States
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My self-summary
Are we growing up?
Or just going down?

What a beautiful face
I have found in this place
Circling all 'round the sun
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I used to be a really big fan of The Simpsons, but as an adult not so much.
I would like to say, though, that the series really started to take a dive at season 4. Most fans view this as the series' true beginning, and it also marks the beginning of the series' descent into absurdity, a descent from mild pessimism into a freewheeling, giggling nihilism.

Like most white people, I like hummus and guacamole. I especially like hummus on Ak-Mak. I like saying Ak-Mak. A cream cheese and cucumber sandwich with sprouts really hits the spot (I like cucumber everything, basically).
I eat store-brand unsweetened cheerios for breakfast, with store-brand unsweetened soy milk.
I'm a ginger-ale snob, cock and bull or reed's, please.
my favorite restaurant food is Thai, sushi and Italian are also good, though.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
is knowing how to spell bourgeoisie... bourgeoisie?

I really want to be a contestant on The Price is Right. In an ironic way. It's a pretty good expression of a consumerist dystopia: a show where you win lots of money for slavishly following pricing trends and being the ultimate shopper, and the audience has a bunch of product placement thrown in their faces, and then watch ads sponsored by the channel in between segments.
Supermarket Sweeps ranks pretty high as well, but I don't think that's in syndication anymore.

I'm not actually a communist, btw.
On a typical Friday night I am
playing Akinator

playing pianos filled with flames
The two of us