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My self-summary
Stop creeping my profile, Tyler.

I'm Audrye. I'm goofy, silly, and love tattoos. I'm 19, I like to fuck around a lot and tell offensive jokes. I like to consider myself intelligent, but like everyone else, I have occasional blonde moments. I'm an animal lover, and if it weren't for bacon, I'd probably be a vegetarian. Ehhh never mind, I like buffalo wings too much, too.

I'm pretty damn tall for a chick, pushing 6 feet in the right heels, so I apologize if tall bitches aren't yo thang. Short dudes aren't mine.
What I’m doing with my life
Working. But other than that, I like to bring home stray animals and re-home them. Kind've a hobby. Cept I tend to keep some here and there...
I’m really good at
Anything you can do I can do better :p

I'm also an awesome cat/rat mommy. (I have 4 pet rats)
The first things people usually notice about me
The *partial* lack of soul due to my unnaturally red hair. Realistically, I still have a third of my soul.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Any book you throw at me, I'll read. The Art of Racing in the Rain made me cry like a little bitch. You should read it.

I like comedy movies, along with drama, sci-fi, action, and horror.

Ethiopian, Thai, and Indian foods are my favorites, as well as Vietnamese, Mexican, Chinese, and comfort foods.

I'll listen to any genre music, excluding country.

TV. Here we go. Big Bang Theory. How I Met Your Mother. Adventure Time. Almost anything on the science or history channels, along with all the food shows.
Six things I could never do without
Internet, movies, music, pets, coffee, and modern plumbing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Dude. Just everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Forever alone. Or drunk. Sometimes both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Lol there's no such thing as "private" on the internet.
You should message me if
You think I'm awesome. Which I am.

Also, if you consider yourself normal, I have bad news for you.
The two of us