I'm looking for someone who can break my self-imposed wall of bitterness and bile.
I want to make you happy.
11/15/16: Some aspects of my profile are a little antiquated, especially my set of pictures. I look /awful/ right now, but basically it's that with longer hair and a decent beard/mustache combo. Watch this space if you happen to give my profile a glance.
I write a lot of fictional roleplay stuff for two main settings (D&D 3.5 and Freelancer, respectively) but I think I could write nearly anything given enough caffeine, inspiration, and whatnot.
If I looked at your profile, there's a decent chance I'm also thinking about you.
I have my doubts that Barack Obama adheres to Islam.
You aren't frightened off by a genuinely well-meaning but highly cynical and depressed young white male.
You're a socialist who wants to own the means of reproduction. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Coincidentally, I have a severe weakness for redheads which is clearly related.
You think you can show me that the world is in fact not cruel, heartless, and lonely.
You want to cuddle up and listen to me rant about the world while Pink Floyd's on in the background.
You think you can be the Not-So-Grump to my Grump.
I have a really hard time working up the courage to initiate a conversation, but if I looked at your profile before vice-versa, it probably means that I was in some way interested in your appearance/compatibility/sweet baps.
A "like" from me is an invitation to message me if you're interested, by the way!