And, I've been struck by lightning t-t-t-twice now.
I've started two new dance styles so far!
2. Speaking of weird sh*t in the news... you also won't eat my face off like that one bathsalts dude did to that homeless guy.
3. You aren't so lethargic and unhealthy that you've evolved into a sack of potatoes.
4. You let yourself be free to do as you want.
5. If we do meet, you will understand why I am wearing running shoes.. You know, JUST in case you're a psycho or a wookie. :-)
6. You have fingers.
Please dont message me if you take yourself too seriously. (it's so boring)
The rest is negotiable. (well, you can’t be a blood relative)