30 Houston, United States
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My self-summary
I'm not like anyone you've ever met before. Unless you've already met me... stalker. :-)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Last thing I read was a warning on a light socket about not putting your finger inside it. Then I blacked out. Apparently tongues shouldn't be inserted into sockets either.

And, I've been struck by lightning t-t-t-twice now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having epileptic seizures on night club floors.

I've started two new dance styles so far!
You should message me if
1. You are free of any kind of contagious disease, virus or bacteria, especially that weird flesh eating one on the news.
2. Speaking of weird sh*t in the news... you also won't eat my face off like that one bathsalts dude did to that homeless guy.
3. You aren't so lethargic and unhealthy that you've evolved into a sack of potatoes.
4. You let yourself be free to do as you want.
5. If we do meet, you will understand why I am wearing running shoes.. You know, JUST in case you're a psycho or a wookie. :-)
6. You have fingers.

Please dont message me if you take yourself too seriously. (it's so boring)

The rest is negotiable. (well, you can’t be a blood relative)