Austin_Johnson
30Portland, United States
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My self-summary
I go to the movies like I ride my bike. I stopped making French toast when I burned myself in the 8th grade. I pay my credit card off in full every month. I keep change in my car to make using the drive-thru easier, but my window won't roll down, so I never use the drive-thru. I am afraid of walking barefoot and I never trust a single knot. I think swing-sets are better than bars, but I don't go to them to meet people. I have never broken my nose or a heart. I write letters more often then I take them to the post office. I never know what to say to people in elevators, so I often look at my phone to make them think I am in the middle of something, but most times I forget to turn the screen on. I have just as many working clocks inside my nightstand as I do on my walls.
What I’m doing with my life
Laying out my clothes the night before so I don't have to make decisions under pressure. Working a job that is nothing like a real job and is always someplace else.
I’m really good at
Observing people in airports. Paying off my student loans. Not washing my car. Making spreadsheets that nobody ever sees. Remembering directions to places I have only been once. Writing books that I never do anything with.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Edouard Leve
Bukowski

Brand New
Six things I could never do without
Running red lights
Corrected vision
Chairs
Hair-cuts
Carnivals
Bridges
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The ratio or mirrors to windows in this city to know if we are looking forward or backwards.
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