Here is more about me:
My favorite quote is “Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.” It speaks to my inner math-nerd’s fascination with numbers and female anatomy.
Carbohydrates are my illicit drug of choice. Give me a bagel and a muffin and I will go "OH YEAH!! LETS PAR-TAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!" (I also added coffee to the equation recently. I used to never drink so now just one cup turns me into the energizer bunny.)
When in Rome, I do as the Carthaginians do.
I have a (probably unhealthy) crush on Daria Morgendorffer.
Beating girls at arm wrestling.
Enjoying the little things in life.
Also an alarm clock, naps, and cheese.
What exactly is a stud muffin? Is it like a muffin version of shepherd's pie?
I cant dance to save my life, yet I somehow ended up in a dance off in the middle of a club recently..... I guess the moral of the story is vodka = awesome....
I want to hate the anaconda song, I really do, but it amuses me way too much.
Sometimes I make major life decision for a good pun.
I don't have any selfies and in a silly way I am kind of proud of that.
My massages are illegal in 17 states for being too intoxicating.
You need someone to walk your dog.
You are willing and able to help me out with head and hand stands.
You want to have pickle backs with me.