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My self-summary
Born and raised in a little place called Cabool, MO.
Where the hell is that? Exactly...
Yup I'm a little "backwoodsy" (that whole colloquialism, "You can take the boy out of the country..." yup that one)
That being said, fortunately my mother was an english teacher so I dont sound like a hillbilly (unless of course for shits and giggles).
I try not to take myself too seriously, but usually I don't have the choice in the matter anyways so, meh.
I love being outdoors, love creating things, and really if I'm not busy I get a little stir crazy.
What I’m doing with my life
When at work, playing with a giant erector set, Lights, and other fun stuff.
otherwise really just creating things.... yeah, I just like making stuff.
I’m really good at
Fixing things & making things work that shouldn't. engineers and physicists are still baffled... daily
Karaoke, I do a mean Johnny Cash
making an ass out of myself, and generally just getting injured
First Aid
Have I mentioned that whole making things, thing.
putting things together without instructions, I think Legos may have been an influence.
Making chai from scratch
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the mustache.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This one will take a while.... you're just gonna have to wait.
Six things I could never do without
Family, friends, Meat, Whiskey, Nature, My Hands
I spend a lot of time thinking about
well since I now know why the sky is blue...
How to make things better, bigger, and more badass (in the case of Hummers though: how to make them smaller and less deuschy)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
While away on a job, i was given a honeymoon suite with a heart-shaped jakuzi, and thought it was hillariously awesome.

I own a 12' light-up stripper pole... And no you can't dance on it. I use it for an accent light in the horizontal position... How i came to own this?... Longer story than 12' thats for sure...
You should message me if
If you're looking for a little bit of Wyatt Earp and a little bit of Doc Holliday.
If you like picnics, cocktails, karaoke, or are just easily entertained by somewhat random things
The two of us