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My self-summary
I was constructed in the future to travel back in time to win American Idol. But my voice box malfunctioned and now I'm just chilling waiting for the apocalypse.
What I’m doing with my life
Writing stories, reading books, video games. Hungry hungry hippo tournaments. Do not piss off Johnny Luau, he'll cut your dick off and feed it to his sweatshop workers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Dostoevsky, Philip K Dick, Don Delilo, Arthur Nersesian, Sherwood Anderson, Charles Dickens, Gogol, Anton Chekhov, George Orwell, Aldous Huxley, Chuck Palaniuk, Haruki Murakami, Stephen King, Virginia Woolf, Carson McCullers, William Faulkner, Shirley Jackson, and so on

Dirty Beaches, Black Moth Super Rainbow, reggae, Chelsea Wolfe, Prince Rama, Beach House, Peaking Lights, Toro Y Moi, Death Grips, Peaking Lights, MGMT, Tegan and Sara, The Gladiators, Sun Araw, The Dead Boys, The Ramones, Misfits, Johnny Thunder, The Modern Lovers, Jazz sometimes, Sturgill Simpson, The Mattoid
The six things I could never do without
To think outside the box, you need the inside of the box. Dry socks for loads. Or a dark alley way.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Illegal steroids in hungry hungry hippo leagues.
On a typical Friday night I am
Making vegan food and then smashing it with a sledgehammer as I drunkenly eat Cook Out BBQ plate. Knitting Confederate Flags for export to Thailand where I make underaged labor unknit them.
You should message me if
Do not, no matter the circumstances, attempt to high five. Even if i'm falling off a cliff and you're attempting to pull me up over the edge but it vaguely looks like a high five, just let me die on those jagged rocks.