27 Atlanta, United States
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My self-summary
I do stand up comedy around Atlanta and enjoy long romantic walks through minefields.
What I’m doing with my life
*Dos Equis commercial*
I’m really good at
Mechanical shit, words and stuff, capitalist insurgencies
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Possessed (or Demons), The Grapes of Wrath, Tortilla Flat, The Idiot, Fight Club, Choke, Factotum, Crime and Punishment, Brave New World, The Sun Also Rises, Wineburg OH. Stephen King, Clive Barker, I love horror and I love reading books. Don DeLilo, Bret Easton Ellis. The Brothers Karamazov, Thomas Pyncheon. T.S. Elliot, Charles Bukowski, Joan Didion. Et cetera.

Broad City, thats really the only TV show i've watched completely in the past year. The Wire. Breaking Bad

Dirty Beaches, Black Moth Super Rainbow, reggae, Chelsea Wolfe, Prince Rama, Beach House, Peaking Lights, Toro Y Moi, Death Grips, Peaking Lights, MGMT, Tegan and Sara, The Gladiators, Sun Araw, The Dead Boys, The Ramones, Misfits, Johnny Thunder, The Modern Lovers, Jazz sometimes, Sturgill Simpson, The Mattoid

Doug Stanhope
The six things I could never do without
1. tobacco
2. alcohol
3. internet access
4. shoes
5. duct tape for shoes
6. OXYGEN, the television channel
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How in ancient times it was gods who gave us inspiration, now it's Verizon wireless commercials.
On a typical Friday night I am
Making vegan food and then smashing it with a sledgehammer as I drunkenly eat Cook Out BBQ plate. Knitting Confederate Flags for export to Thailand where I make underaged labor unknit them.
You should message me if
If you're willing to meet quickly, in person, and have a drink with me. The whole chatting over the internet to get comfortable thing is kind of bullshit.
Bring a sizable bag of spicy nachos
Have all your limbs, especially hands.
Do not, no matter the circumstances, attempt to high five. Even if i'm falling off a cliff and you're attempting to pull me up over the edge but it vaguely looks like a high five, just let me die on those jagged rocks.