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My self-summary
They say the beginning and end of the profile is all girls are going to read, so in that case I got to actually put in some work.

I hate to be that guy but these preceding paragraphs are more of what I'm looking for. Ugh I just had to this lol. Let's be real: if you're on here, you're looking for something solid and would meet me to know more about me.

If a guy texts you and you turn your phone on airplane mode or something without warning and you get texts of him wondering where you are, you got a keeper, ladies.

If we don't meet within 3 days, then you got to be realistic and know you're not meeting me and you should marry your work or school because they obviously fulfill you more. Just make sure to know they actually would leave you empty and I'm more fun to be around.

If you're woman enough to let the guy know you're not interested in him anymore, then YOU'RE the keeper. But that wouldn't make sense, would it?
What I’m doing with my life
Thinking if anyone even reads this and if not reading the middle of profiles is a guy thing or not.

Thinking how we can disrupt your neighbors.

*Incoming goody-two shoe stuff*:

Eating mostly fruits and vegetables and staying in good shape so I'll have the energy to do my best, each day.

And most importantly, I always do my best to give back by donating and looking for ways to give value to the as much people as possible.
I’m really good at
Listening, laughing and having a good time with the right people. With the wrong people, I'll call them a smuck, but probably shouldn't do it in front of their faces.

Bringing out the best in people and always motivating them.

Also having superb memory, being empathetic and being good at reading body language.
The first things people usually notice about me
How surprised you're reading this part of the profile, also.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Game of Thrones and Rick and Morty

I'm telling you, I am a nerd. So if you know anything about celebrity gossip or anything similar, just click the back button because we won't relate when it comes to what I entertain myself.

Retro gamer. Only fellow gamers would understand. Just think Mario on the old "Nintendo" (NES).

Progressive House. Look it up.

As for food, do you really need to ask a New Yorker this? :p
Six things I could never do without
First) Apparently, typing this.
2) And answering this.
3) Still typing.
4) Breathing while typing.
5) You still reading this?
Last) Getting the concept of this wrong.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Improving myself, always. Otherwise, I wouldn't be the crazy, fun-loving jokester I am today :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Hang out and meet with friends who owes me money.

No, joking. Guess what I'm joking about.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I'm gay. See if you think I'm joking or not.
You should message me if
You're really sweet if you actually message me, but chances are, I'll be messaging you. Think of it as a reply to your profile.

Also, I'm not going to bust my behind for the most original message in the world. I won't just say "hi" neither. If it's difficult to come up with anything to reply back with, then you shouldn't be on this site, to be honest.
The two of us