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My self-summary
They say the beginning and end of profiles are the only parts that are read.

I'm honestly just looking for someone to connect and watch movies at home with. I can't promise anything, but I can tell you that if you have trust issues, I rather you ridiculously just think I'm a cereal killer and not waste my time since a smart woman would know how to trust intelligently.

I understand how hard it is to find someone solid and proper (especially in NY). I get it. All the time, it's "men just want sex" since the beginning of time. I can't speak for all men, but intimate stuff like that is meaningless without a good spiritual connection (I'm open to whatever, by the way).

I actually talk to about five women each week, and out of all the women I interact with, the ones with the better communication skills would win my heart.
What I’m doing with my life
Thinking how we can disrupt your neighbours.

I own a web design business and we're doing decently so far.

Eating mostly fruits and vegetables and staying in good shape so I'll have the energy to bring some life into your evenings.
I’m really good at
Listening, laughing and having a good time with the right people. With the wrong people, I'll call them a smuck, but probably shouldn't do it in front of their faces.

Bringing out the best in people and always motivating them.

Also having superb memory, being empathetic and being good at reading body language.
The first things people usually notice about me
How surprised you're reading this part of the profile, also.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Game of Thrones and Rick and Morty

I'm telling you, I am a nerd. So if you know anything about celebrity gossip or anything similar, just click the back button because we won't relate when it comes to what I entertain myself.

Retro gamer. Only fellow gamers would understand. Just think Mario on the old "Nintendo" (NES).

Progressive House. Look it up.

As for food, do you really need to ask a New Yorker this? :p
Six things I could never do without
First) Apparently, typing this.
2) And answering this.
3) Still typing.
4) Breathing while typing.
5) You still reading this?
Last) Getting the concept of this wrong.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Improving myself, always. Otherwise, I wouldn't be the crazy, fun-loving jokester I am today :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Using my right hand...

... to get ready to go out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I'm gay. See if you think I'm joking or not.
You should message me if
You're really sweet if you actually message me, but chances are, I'll be messaging you. Think of it as a reply to your profile.

Also, I'm not going to bust my behind for the most original message in the world. I won't just say "hi" neither. If it's difficult to come up with anything to reply back with, then you shouldn't be on this site, to be honest.
The two of us