37 Irving, United States
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My self-summary
Just a Midwest guy who went south to, apparently, swelter in the insane heat. New to Texas (work brought me out here) and I'm just trying to get a lay...of the land. What? It was a Freudian slip. Don't look at me like that.

I consider myself 50% Glen Quagmire, 50% Sheldon Cooper. Bazingity.
What I’m doing with my life
Nothing. I work and travel (and travel is work-based). I just got back from spending two weeks in Denver on business. Gorgeous area - I suggest you see it if you can.
I’m really good at
Computers, games, watching football.
The first things people usually notice about me
My accent, or lack thereof.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Art of War - Sun Tzu (best book ever written)

The Shawshank Redemption, A Few Good Men, Meet Joe Black

House, M.D., Jeopardy, Family Guy, Big Bang Theory, Law and Order: SVU

Love classical and classic/modern rock, but I'll listen to anything except most country and all rap. Education has its privileges.

Chinese food, or a nice salad
The six things I could never do without
My laptop, Chinese food, Dr. Pepper, sarcasm, sex, and an excuse.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Not a lot, but I am wondering why I'm opening OKC these days and seeing a whole lot of dudes with profiles on the women's section. It's probably rhetorical, because I think the answer might frighten me some.
On a typical Friday night I am
Home on my computer, goofing off.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm hung like a mouse.
You should message me if just want to talk. You should also be emotionally available too. I seem to attract women who are selfish, hung up on exes, and have other serious mental problems.