I don't really have a problem meeting people, but I'm over the bar scene, and especially over the stereotypical "party girl"
Ive been working on a lot of standup comedy as of late. I normally perform a few times a month.
A girl that likes comedy is a big plus for me. Throw in snowboarding and you may get a marriage proposal. Throw in Karaoke sinigng and I'll tattoo your name on my forehead.
I train Muay Thai Kickboxing maybe doing a fight soon. I eat pretty healthy. Plus 10 points for the Paleo Diet.
I also have a puppy named "Layla", she is my world.
Also, if you don't have a sense of humor, don't waste your time. I am not looking for a wife yet, but I am definitely NOT opposed to it if the right person should come along.
I have a room full of trophies!
Movies: Garden State, Crash, Magnolia, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Knocked Up, Superbad, Wedding Crashers.
Music: Styx, Reo Speedwagon, Poison, Journey, Queen.Rise against
TV: Jersey Shore
Food: Sushi, Japanese, Chinese, Pizza on occasions.
I just learned how to escape from a straight jacket.
I once played the entire Poke' Rap on my high school announcements as a prank.
I do a really good Carleu Rae Jepsen impression.
You woke up this morning feeling like P. Diddy.
You also have an adorable puppy so my Little Layla can have a playmate.
You are also a sushi connoisseur.
Don't message me if:
You don't have your life together.
You're a pretentious hipster.
You have massive amounts of drama in your life. Sorry its not worth my time.