29Tempe, United States
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My self-summary
Im Stephen and I like to consider myself pretty awesome.....obviously.

I don't really have a problem meeting people, but I'm over the bar scene, and especially over the stereotypical "party girl"

Ive been working on a lot of standup comedy as of late. I normally perform a few times a month.

A girl that likes comedy is a big plus for me. Throw in snowboarding and you may get a marriage proposal. Throw in Karaoke sinigng and I'll tattoo your name on my forehead.

I train Muay Thai Kickboxing maybe doing a fight soon. I eat pretty healthy. Plus 10 points for the Paleo Diet.

I also have a puppy named "Layla", she is my world.

Also, if you don't have a sense of humor, don't waste your time. I am not looking for a wife yet, but I am definitely NOT opposed to it if the right person should come along.
What I’m doing with my life
Standup comedy, mma fighting, and karaoke!
I’m really good at
Eating contests, running contests, skee ball contests, and skydiving contests.

I have a room full of trophies!
The first things people usually notice about me
That I "look" like that one douche from that one MTV show.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: the power of now
Movies: Garden State, Crash, Magnolia, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Knocked Up, Superbad, Wedding Crashers.
Music: Styx, Reo Speedwagon, Poison, Journey, Queen.Rise against
TV: Jersey Shore
Food: Sushi, Japanese, Chinese, Pizza on occasions.
Six things I could never do without
-Love (that's all you need)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
setting my next goal in life and what steps I will take to accomplish that. You either go big, or go home.
On a typical Friday night I am
Headed to Krazy Karaoke Fridays! or perform comedy at some god forsaken dive bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was on a MTV True Life reality show (if you've seen it, don't message got the wrong impression.

I just learned how to escape from a straight jacket.

I once played the entire Poke' Rap on my high school announcements as a prank.

I do a really good Carleu Rae Jepsen impression.
You should message me if
Like to cuddle hardcore.

You woke up this morning feeling like P. Diddy.

You also have an adorable puppy so my Little Layla can have a playmate.

You are also a sushi connoisseur.

Don't message me if:

You don't have your life together.

You're a pretentious hipster.

You have massive amounts of drama in your life. Sorry its not worth my time.
The two of us