29Tallmadge, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
I've never been one to fall in line like the rest. I create my own line. My own rules and I decide who walks alongside. Think of it like a foot race but your feet broken.

I am a laid back, open-minded individual who steps off the grid and into his own world. It's dark. It's beautiful. There's color. And puppies. No unicorns though, sorry. A few wizards. Up until recently, there was chocolate but I ate it all...
What I’m doing with my life
I graduated with a marketing degree that reminds me everyday not to follow another herded pack off a cliff. I enjoy becoming a pro golfer, winning the Nobel Prize for literature, walking in the woods with the vigor of a rugged lumberjack, blending flavors together like a renowned chef, travelling as though I'm a rap King, long walks on the beach, the little umbrellas they surprise your drinks with, a good emotionally releasing cry, while eating meat off the bone, washing it down with whiskey straight from the bottle as a burning cigar is pressed into my arm. Just like any other man.

When I am not working I like to check out new restaurants and museums. I have been to a museum about restaurants before and they didn't serve food.

I thirst for a real adventure, called upon by long roads and a rolling tide.
I’m really good at
An array of many things. I believe I can accomplish anything that I put my mind to. Write a book? Done. Win you over?
Give me a challenge. Invent time travel? Now, we're talking. The only thing I can't conceive is how to keep my dog around forever...
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair when it's long and flowing with the wind, my height for the comfort of a cool, towering shadow, or my blinding smile... also, the infestation of my nose hairs but we don't talk about those unless there's a booger trapped then I'm going in because you never leave a man behind
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Shadow of the Wind, The Hero with a Thousand Faces(do yourself a favor and read this book, it's life changing), Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy(spoiler: it's hilarious), Slaughterhouse Five(Honestly. I don't even remember this book. It was weird), The Ender series(must read the entire series three times before messaging me), LOTR, Ishmael, to name a few. A few Spongebob coloring books as well but I don't know where those belong other than my mom's refrigerator.

Movies are one of my many passions! And if we're watching Star Wars, don't even bother taking your shirt off. I won't make out with you.

Broken Bells, The Black Keys, Mumford and Sons, Fleet Foxes, Yeasayer, The Beatles, The Arctic Monkeys, Radiohead, Band of Horses, Local Natives, Dr. Dog, As Tall As Lions, Kid Cudi, Jack Johnson, John Mayer, Man Man, The Kooks, The Morning Benders... I mean, I just love good music.

I'll eat anything except liver and their truly heinously evil counterpart... olives.
Six things I could never do without
Music because of dancing, my computer because of censored Japanese porn, a pencil and notebook for my brilliant ideas, family for free presents, MY DOG MIDGE, and books.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, like seriously-- what is it? and why is it so weird?

The universe, when did it eat us and how it put on so many pounds. The fucked up world. The glistening future. Everything. I love it. I have a tendency to fall too far down the rabbit hole in terms of deep, curious conversation.
On a typical Friday night I am
I am likely working late, hanging with friends, playing golf or writing. However, on one Friday of every month, I am called upon by the depths of hell.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a competitive cuddler recently returned from a world tour, looking for a teammate
You should message me if
You're down to earth, know how to express yourself and are interesting as you are inquisitive.
The two of us