37 Salt Lake City, United States
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My self-summary
“Don’t you ever let someone treat you like a yellow Starburst. You are a pink Starburst.”

Note: I do not have a mustache right now. I only grow them for comedy purposes.

I have a great sense of humor. I am a doofus and I can't help but
make people laugh either by being funny or incredibly stupid. Laugh with me or at me, as long as you laugh, I don't care.

My idea of an ideal night includes a fantastic meal, a glass (possibly sometimes two bottles) of wine and staying up late watching a great movie or listening to music. Going out on (or out of) the town now and then is also a good option.

On weekends I like to get out of the house. I have season tickets
for Real Salt Lake and never miss a game. You might also find me at the park with my dog Rambo, at Bar X (rarely these days), or watching Netflix.

I was born and raised in Utah, but do not assign myself to any
particular religion. I have shaped my own set of morals and beliefs
over time and it has worked well for me.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a full time job working in the IT field. Computers and the outdoors have always been hobbies of mine. Although this has been a great career for me thus far, I am going to culinary school in the near future. Cooking/eating/critiquing food has always been a passion, and I'm excited to pursue it.

I bought a house about six years ago. It's a bit much for just me and my dog, but it works.

I try to visit my niece and nephew often. I adore them.
I’m really good at
Picking a great bottle of wine
Eating ALL the foods
Being generally nice to everyone
Anything else I put my mind to
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes. I have BIG brown eyes and eyelashes that most women would kill for.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books -
The Illuminatus Trilogy
The Lord of the Rings series
Good Omens
Million Little Pieces
My Friend Leonard
Monkeywrench Gang
You Can't Go Home Again
ALL of the classics
R.A. Salvatore's Drizzt and companions related books,
Mierda! The Spanish They Didn't Teach You in School

Movies -
Shawshank Redemption
Infernal Affairs
The Departed
Everything is Illuminated
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
High Fidelity
Planes Trains and Automobiles
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
The Science of Sleep
Horror movies and campy 80's movies
I LOVE movies and could list MANY more

Music -
Here are a few bands that hold my interest currently:
Tyler the Creator (really all of OFWGKTA)
Little Dragon
A Perfect Circle
Electric Six
Red Elvises
Eagles of Death Metal
Queens of the Stone Age
The Cardigans
The Darkness
The Postal Service
Death Cab for Cutie
Rob Zombie
Herbie Hancock
Franz Ferdinand
Gogol Bordello
Frederico Aubele
Zero 7
Rilo Kiley
Slick Rick
Danger Doom
Jessica Lea Mayfield
Lana del Rey
Cee Lo Green
St. Vincent
Big Boi
Dave Brubeck
The Mars Volta
The Lonely Island
Spice 1
Wu Tang
I'm always looking for new music to enjoy, so if you have
suggestions I'd love to hear them.

Food -
I consider myself a big gourmet. I absolutely love to eat out and find new places with tasty food. Here are some foods I enjoy:
1. Everything except for broccoli
Feed me sushi and a Kirin and I will love you forever.
The six things I could never do without
Tasty Food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Movies, music and my intense desire to travel everywhere and eat everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Around... somewhere... probably watching a movie. Anywhere the fun is. Possibly with friends mocking horribly amazing movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once peed my pants in the 49th Street Galleria playing Karate
Fighter. I was that dedicated to winning.
You should message me if
You are a person who wants to experience, create, explore, be
adventurous, wonder, push boundaries, eat, thrill, wander, laugh,
intrigue, ponder, test, believe and do. You are intelligent, honest
and confident with goals and ambitions.

While I'm here mostly to date, I'm always up for meeting new
friends who enjoy getting out and doing things. SERIOUSLY, I need more friends; especially those who are also night owls.