So... Why am I here? I'm like 1,000% honest. You never have to "guess" at how I'm feeling because I'll look you in the eye and tell you: "I think you're a great person. but I can't stand the sound of your voice. This isn't going to work out." And I expect the same from other people...
But Berlin is like a city full of politicians. You never get a straight answer from anyone. Hell... most of the time you don't get ANY answer. People will just flake out and disappear on you. So you end up wasting a day or two and money that could've went towards a bigger scratching post for your cat.
So I feel like I have to formally request someone who's honest and this is me doing that.
Just moved myself, my photo equipment, and my cat to Berlin. My favorite photographers are Halsman, Delacroix, and Clark. (Or if you want contemporary: Eugenio Recuencuo). My favorite writers are Balzac and Vargas Llosa. My favorite directors are John Huston and Stanley Kubrick.
The rest of the inspiration comes from my own eyes and ears.
I'm also known for my smile... and my cat.
If all else fails I would be proud to be remembered as being "Cool."
So now I spend more time thinking about the present. I also like staring at my cat and wondering what he's thinking about.
I'm stronger... smarter... and more talented than your ex was and... what's more... I'm a better person. (And I'm modest.) (2016 Edit: EXTREMELY modest... and shy.)
So you should contact me if you're interested in someone who's time-consuming, and has an addictive laugh.
1. You have enough time to actually spend time with someone.
2. You're short on time, but don't mind having an intense sexual experience.
1. You want a deep, meaningful relationship but you don't actually have time for it.
2. You want to fall in love instantly and expect it to last forever without any actual effort.