26 Burlington, United States
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I’m really good at
-Corny jokes
-Pop culture references, probably my best quality.
-I laugh a lot
-I'm a decent cleaner
-Making sandwiches
-Puns (I can drop a string of puns like nobody else)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: Breaking Bad, The Wire, and Game of Thrones, Portlandia, Arrested Development (I could watch Tobias Funke do anything and die of laughter), most cartoons, and just about any show that can make me laugh.
A few guilty pleasures: Wifeswap (oh god please don't judge me), Restaurant Imposible, and America's Funniest Home Videos

Movies: Anything by Wes Anderson, Charlie Kaufman, Hayao Miyazaki.
Too many movies to list, but I like a lot of indie flicks, thrillers, scary movies (but not too scary...), LotR and Star Wars (can't we all get a long?) and the occasional kung fu movie if the moment is right.

Music: Neon Indian, Das Racist, Animal Collective, Bibio, and many other bands.

Books: Harry Potter, Song of Ice and Fire series, a few random graphic novels

I like suggesting new movies/tv/music to people and getting suggestions for myself. You never know when you might find your new favorite song or movie.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I stole a pack of Tic Tacs from a grocery store once as a kid, the guilt has been slowly eating away at me ever since.