27Burlington, United States
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My self-summary
I’m not great at describing myself, so I’ve asked the people who know me best to it for me:

“Have you ever considered becoming a priest?“ – Parents
“ (No comment) “ – Most people I message here
“Why are you asking me to describe you?“ –Ex girlfriend

In all seriousness, I’m easy going guy who loves to joke around and learn new things (not sure if I can get more generic). Looking to find someone who can make me laugh.
What I’m doing with my life
Working and hobbying.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Too much to list for everything here, but I’ll try listing the most relevant stuff so you don’t have to scroll too much to skip this section

Books: I finished the Game of Thrones books and haven’t been able to find anything that holds my attention since. Working my through Lord of the Rings currently. Also, I’m a pretty big fan of graphic novels.

Movies: Big fan of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and The Life Aquatic. Besides that, I’m usually a fan of comedy and ghost movies.

Music: I’ll listen to just about anything. Recently I’ve been on a pretty big punk rock/indie rock binge, but I’ll dabble in hip hop at times as well. Best concert I’ve ever been to would probably have to be for either LCD Soundsystem, Jack White or Real Estate.

Shows: 30 Rock, The Office, Parks and Rec, The Simpsons, and Game of Thrones.

Food: Please see numbers 1 and 5 of things I can’t live without.
Six things I could never do without
1. Chinese food
2. Comedy
3. Board games
4. Spotify
5. Sandwiches
I spend a lot of time thinking about
That time I embarrassed myself years ago in front people I don’t keep in touch with while doing that thing that no one remembers. Man, I can’t believe I did that thing, what was I thinking?
On a typical Friday night I am
Depends on the weather. Wandering downtown Burlington, laying low and trying to find something on Netflix, or just nothing in particular.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I stole a pack of Tic Tacs from a grocery store once as a kid, the guilt has been slowly eating away at me ever since.
You should message me if
If you think we might get along well based on my profile.

Please do not message me if you consider a hot dog a sandwich.
The two of us