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My self-summary
UPDATE 2.0- Ok, I'm back. Just moved up to San Francisco and really like it! Looking make a nice little life up here, got the job I love in the field I love. Now comes the "dating" thing and finding a nice nerdy pale woman* who likes my dry humor who and is into large brown guys that work in the arts.... so you know, Tuesday.


*NO you don't have to be pale or fair skinned, or nerdy, or anything like that. I don't really have "a type" but if my dating history holds any truth that might be what I lean toward. BUT PLEASE- be into large brown guys because thats' kind-of what I am :-)

‎"Date a girl who reads..... or better yet, date a girl who writes."

"I'm looking for someone to fall in wild passionate comfort with."

I like Nutella on a lot of things.
I'm a nice guy but I think that anything/one can be made fun of.
I sometimes end my sentences in a preposition.
I like to be fully active or not at all, balance is something I work on.
I will let most things slide BUT, I will argue into the ground on why they COULD NOT simply fly on the giant eagles in Lord of the Rings to get the ring to Mordor as opposed to walking there. (....the point of the quest was stealth, least you forget that the Dark Lord Sauron had giant flying Cold-drakes!)
I work as an actor/ director/ writer (or *something* in the arts).
I spell T-h-e-a-t-r-e when its a live performance and T-h-e-a-t-e-r when its a film.
I am a horible spellerr.
I have never broken a bone because my bone density is almost 1 1/2 time that of normal.
I love Improv and can also throw down in a rapping head-to-head.
I spent most of my teen years playing marching percussion [drum and bulge crops] and now every joint in my body can pop. Its' a fun party trick.
I have someone in my family that has a street in the City named after him.
I can growl like some kind of sci-fi animal.
I am double jointed in my thumbs.
I once stayed up for 5 days in a row when i was living in New York city.
I don't recommend doing that.
I have above average human strength.
I come from a family where the women outnumber the men by 3 to 1.
I have one Tatto, it took a total of five years to get it done.
I have never worked in an office.
I stopped using literally when I found out I really mean figuratively.
I got my frist gray hair when I was 17, all then men on my dad's side of the family have this.
I BRINE my Turkeys for Thanksgiving and NEVER stuff them with anything but the smallest bit of aromatics.
I have a recipe for Sangria that I have mastered over the last 5 years, It takes a total of 3 days to make it.
I can make Mexican chocolate rice crispy.
I am allergic to ALL seafood; I sit and have tea when my friends go to Sushi.
I talk about food and consuming far too much sometimes.
I have graduated from 100% Gen-X sarcasm to a nice blend of sarcasm/ wit/ literalism/ and very subtle dry responds. Once i used an axe, now I wield a fine pen.
I have a natural predisposition to be a night owl.
I believe a "Midnight Movie" should be something from NO LESS then 15 to 20 years ago. [With the exception of "Serenity" or something by the Coen Brothers]
I worked as a bartender for 8 years so I am very picky when i order my Manhattans. At a dive bar I'll just have a beer or Rum & Coke.
I work for the second biggest Theatre Co. in San Francisco and its' kind-of a dream gig. I found a Theatre home and I love it.
I am the 1st born male grandchild to a Mexican family AND a Leo..... so I have that going for me :-)

I am- sizable, a force, and a conundrum
What I’m doing with my life
Working in the arts, starting to get just about everything I have written made into *something*.
I’m really good at
Making things- food, drinks, food, scripts, food, jokes, food, fun times and what not.
Also fixing things, I'm a bit handy around the house (and the stage), but sadly not so much with cars. Working on that; but I DO make up for it by knowing my computers and tech!
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm usually twice their size, or my hair, or something else physical about me. I'd hate to be cliché but you tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Will fill out when I have time....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
(True or False)
A man can only talk is way OUT of sex with a woman.


Life and the end of it. Not in a downer or depressing way; just feeling out what I want to do with the time I have and who I want to do it with.
On a typical Friday night I am
WORKING- behind the bar, behind the box office, backstage, ON stage. I work for a Theatre Co so night time is working time, but I do get off by 11:00ish so anything before or after is open!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm in love with my manager <------- this was written by my "boss" when we were all at a bar one night. I made the mistake of leaving my iPhone open for 5 sec's. Leaving this here to show her that I know about it- NATALIA! ಠ_ಠ
You should message me if
(If ANY of these make you laugh then we have the same sense of humor- http://tinyurl.com/qd8spzg
Some of the best dates/relationships I've ever had started with the woman asking ME out.
....and lets' be real, on this thing (like any dating website) I can send out as many messages I as like but it only truly starts when YOU contact me back :-)
The two of us