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My self-summary
I like maps, guitars, records, baseball, delicious food, road trips, and trips in general. But really, who doesn't? Exactly.

I enjoy finding the irony and/or humor in everyday situations and laughing about it. Really, I just want to go on road trips, watch baseball games, listen to music, eat good food, and laugh. Is that too much to ask?

I did not just move here, but don't mind if you did. Yes, LA is my hometown. Yes, I've lived other places. No, I don't think a list is necessary. But we can definitely talk about it!

Many of my favorite things in the world start with the letter B. Well, they do.....

Ok. That wasn't so bad. Please, read on.
What I’m doing with my life

Trying to visit all 50 states, and every major league baseball stadium in the US. Want to know how many I've got left? Please, ask! Want to come with? Even better. Maybe. You better be really great...

Existing. Listening to good music. Eating good food. And planning my next adventure....always. Oh, and working on a career. It's pretty cool. You know, the same stuff everyone else is doing.

Being awesome. Looking for someone awesome to share said awesomeness with. Get it? Now that that's out in the open....
I’m really good at
Being me
Telling stories
Finding humor in any situation, and hopefully making you laugh
Planning trips and adventures
Reading maps
Being sarcastic
Getting along with most everybody
Making song lyrics be about me...or you...
Making "mix tapes." Or CDs, I guess. Or playlists.
Buying things I want on impulse
Quoting my favorite movies, songs, and TV shows
My job
Getting to wherever it is I want to be.
Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy.
The first things people usually notice about me
Stuff. Probably stuff that's awesome. But who am I to say?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ice breakers/conversation starters/things to share later:

We could talk about music all day long...maybe we'll even go see a show?
Also, my top 13 of 2013 is listed in my Instagram feed if you're interested.

I'll list a few of my favorite movies/TV shows just in case we can start a conversation about them: Magnolia, Billy Madison, The Royal Tenenbaums, Wayne's World, The Godfather, Moonrise Kingdom, The Wire, The Simpsons, The Walking Dead, House of Cards, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, and on, and on, and on, and on.

Reading is awesome too. Here are five of my favorites: Everything Is Illuminated, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, The Catcher In The Rye, Slaughterhouse Five, A People's History of the United States.

I love to eat. But really, who doesn't? If we think we will get along, I would like to take you out to a nice restaurant and find out more about you over dinner. Also, I really like peanut butter. And other delicious things.
Six things I could never do without
Actually, here are six things I would never WANT to do without...

My family
Good food
A humble and awesome sense of humor
All five senses
Hot/running water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"People aren't like numbers. They're more like letters... and those letters want to become stories." (Do you know the quote? If so, we might get along just fine.)

A snarky response to everything. Actually, that doesn't require much thought. Can I start over?

Where I've been. Where I want to go next. What's for dinner. How good certain songs are. Conspiracy theories, and actual conspiracies. What other people are thinking about. How traffic works, urban planning, and what lies along all the highways of the US that I have not seen yet. Also, meticulously planning road trips that may or not be very practical. And money as an abstract concept.

On a typical Friday night I am
Usually walking around and hanging out in my neighborhood- getting food, drinks, and/or hanging out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There's nothing like another soul that's been cut up the same

I'm probably ok to bring home to mom....if that kind of thing matters to you.
You should message me if
....anything in this profile made you laugh (even just crack a smile?)

....if you have experienced this, and don't want that at all anymore want to plan some road trips. And possibly stay in a treehouse?! want to listen to some records, watch some baseball, talk about life, listen to records, eat good food, and laugh at everything. are great / are searching for potential greatness want to say we met at the grocery store

(That's a lot of reasons...pick one. Or two. And write away.)
The two of us