26Towson, United States
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My self-summary
- I prefer mountains to the beach
- I'm known to completely screw up song lyrics.
- I've traveled to all but 4 of the states
- I'm bad at accents, but that doesn't stop me from trying
- I have an odd habit of zip-lining in random places
- I can hardly go a day without visiting a climbing gym or crag
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
Coming up with random ideas and activities, even if they're only half-thought-out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
So here's Harry Potter, just chilling in his dorm, cranking some Sublime, right? Someone knocks on the door. Oh, wait, is that Barney Stintson from How I Met Your Mother?? Yes it is. The two of them go out and play some mini-golf with Happy Gilmore. Voldemort walks in and tries to foul up the night, but Dexter straps him to his table before any sh*t can go down. Then some stuff explodes for no reason, and Aerosmith is playing them out with some "Sweet Emotion." Tell me that wouldn't be cool.

Oh, Gerard Butler is in there somewhere too... mostly because he's a badass.
Six things I could never do without
Jeans, Pancakes, Fresh Air, Chocolate, Subarus, Climbing

The five things I COULD do without

Brussel sprouts, candy corn, Bluetooth headsets, wasps, and light beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why the Rock changed his name back to Dwayne Johnson... it just doesn't make sense...
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably working ;/
You should message me if
If you can't lick your ear. Gene Simmons, you and your tongue can go somewhere else.
The two of us